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How to Beat Your Wife?!


#1

I don't think I can even make a joke about this, as the guy seems pretty serious.

-S


#2

Eh, hit them on the head. Their hair hides bruises. Oh and wear a wifebeater tank top.

(Yeah that's sick, I know, but how the hell else is one to respond to the "proper" way to beat your wife.)


#3

It sucks to be a woman in Bahrain. They got the right to vote around 2002.


#4

how do you find stuff like that?


#5

Believe it or not, a friend sent me some link with a woman singing along to the William Tell Overture (sayings your mother has told you), and this popped up under "related clips" (you tell me how the f*ck it's related! -lol)

-S


#6

wow. I'm glad it was something like that.


#7

And here I was watching honeymooners reruns like a sucker!


#8

Um basically he was saying that you can't really beat your wife, especially when he said if she is hurt-allah will not forgive-


#9

He did try to rationalize it though. Either way, it's very hard to know what was really going on when the video's not complete.


#10

Is putting it in her ass as a form of punishment against the rules?

Help, I do not want to go to hell.


#11

Not if she enjoys it.


#12

The Muslim women clearly need help:
(1) Squirt lighter fluid on barbarian's beard while he is sleeping.

(2) Strike match.

(3) Apply to beard.

(4) Record for Youtube.

Now that'd be a cool vid!!


#13

Wow, now, all you rednecks in South Carolina listening and taking notes???


#14

Basically, what he's saying is not to hurt the wife, and that means not to beat her up in the first place.

However, verbal beating is a different issue...


#15

Bang Zoom to the moon!


#16

If you're going to trash-talk the south, at least say it about the deep South, as custom dictates. South Carolina...you gotta be kidding.

The video linked to this. This, you can joke about.


#17

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

Hoahhhhhhhhhhh!!

To me that video is a non-event. I can't think of any beating you could administer, outside of verbal or emotional, that wouldn't result in one of the things that are a problem.

Lighten up, guys.


#18

He was talking about hitting your wife, not any other form of abuse. It's unambiguous in Arabic.


#19

I stick with the Anglo-Saxon rule of thumb: you beat your wife with a stick no larger than your thumb. It's just too bad for my wife that I do both isolation and compound exercises for my thumb, on top of the already insane video game schedule I have. Well, 1000+ years of tradition can't be wrong!

(I keed, I keed!)


#20

Now THAT is funny! I am still chuckling, thanks!