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How to Be the Perfect Girlfriend

I was doing my usual night time surfing and I came across this video. The next time I want a snack I’m going to poke my fridge with a spear!

http://www.noob.us/humor/how-to-be-the-perfect-girlfriend/

Very slow and a bit boring, but yes that video sounds about right.

That shit just irritated me

trying to attack the fridge with a spear was slightly amusing…

How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen!

[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen![/quote]

What about if you want sex in the bedroom?

[quote]eigieinhamr wrote:
JohnnyBlaze wrote:
How to be the perfect girlfriend? Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and stay in the kitchen!

What about if you want sex in the bedroom?[/quote]

ummm…yeah, that might be somewhat of a problem. LOL

Shut the fuck up, keep your legs open, and git yo’ ass in the kitchen!

how to be the perfect girlfriend? dont think! just do what i say.

just understand that when you make her your wife that role changes drastically.

What is this “girlfriend” you people speak of?

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
What is this “girlfriend” you people speak of?[/quote]

This explains a large number of skaz’s posts.

There is a song by The Rumble Bee’s that explains the perfect girlfriend it’s called “Be pretty, be naked or be quiet” how much more perfect can you get :stuck_out_tongue:

J/K