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How Powerlifters Ruin Everything

[quote]mmafanatic wrote:
Use a Smith machine sometimes or all the time.
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Best statement ever.


Powerlifting Teenage World Champ Amanda Harris, AKA Barbie Barbell.

http://www.barbiebarbell.com/

Be respectful with the comments guys… she’s only 15.


BarB 2

Am I the only one who would have expected more pictures of male power lifters in this thread?

Yes.


Joe Ladnier

I have the Monster Muscle poster of Joe on the wall in my gym!

THIS IS GREAT STUFF. LMAO, SO I WILL HELP OUR OTTOMIX WEARING FRIEND.

If the weight is so heavy that you MUST rest 3, 4, 5+ minutes to recuperate your strength to do another set, then you might be a powerlifter.

OR YOU MIGHT BE WALKING NEXT DOOR TO THE BUFFET FOR ANOTHER PLATE BETWEEN SETS.

and sinewy development of the lower back.

YOU MEAN I CAN THAT TOO?

These two benefits are deleted if one wears a belt all the time. Why not wear pretty colored belts instead of the drab leather or wear a matching purse too?

MY BELT IS RED WHITE AND BLUE AND NICELY ACCESORIZES MY SQUAT SUIT. SNAP.

So why cut your squats short? Use a Smith machine sometimes or all the time.

STOP BY SOMETIME AND WE WILL DO SPEED SQUATS IN THE SMITH MACHINE. BRING A FASHIONABLE BELT OR PURSE…HEHE

  1. Powerlifters’ favorite question: “Uh…Whaddya Bench?”

NO, BP SPECIALISTS OR MULLETS.

I LOVE WHEN ONE OF THESE DOLTS BUGS ME IN THE GYM…

[quote]4est wrote:
Powerlifting Teenage World Champ Amanda Harris, AKA Barbie Barbell.

http://www.myspace.com/worldpowerchamp

http://www.barbiebarbell.com/

Be respectful with the comments guys… she’s only 15.

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just dont say anything unless you wanna be placed on an FBI watch list…

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
4est wrote:
Powerlifting Teenage World Champ Amanda Harris, AKA Barbie Barbell.

http://www.myspace.com/worldpowerchamp

http://www.barbiebarbell.com/

Be respectful with the comments guys… she’s only 15.

just dont say anything unless you wanna be placed on an FBI watch list…[/quote]

…or have Chris Hansen show up at your door with the dateline crew

How I love being 16. Now I can make lewd comments and only have to worry about her dad. And to be perfectly honest, her too.

[quote]Taquito wrote:
How I love being 16. Now I can make lewd comments and only have to worry about her dad. And to be perfectly honest, her too.[/quote]

You should see her dad. You would NEVER want to upset him in person.

Powerlifters don’t ruin everything, they just take up too much motherfucking room at the buffet table.

Seriously. You might sooner divide by zero than get between a heavyweight and the bacon tray.

AND they hog all the syrup. At least Oly lifters eat at Subway.

That had to be sarcasm. (I hope).