If you own
5> Your about as metrosexual as Chuck Norris.
5<10 Your not metrosexual. But you do need a wash.
10<15 Completely Normal, you average joe.
15<20 You’re Camper than most but Chuck Norris might let you off.
20<25 You’re in for a roundhouse kick, you Metrosexual.
25<30 Beyond Metro
30< You are just gay.
Well things like razors and toothbrushes are pretty much essential so everyone will score a few points. Except Chuck Norris, he would have a score of minus 12.
I score twelve - I am normal, and therefore that whole nasty business where I got sodomised by a gang of choir boys on saturday night was nothing to worry about…
I got “10”. I just passed up needing a wash. I have the shower gel because that works great for being 2 inches away from other people all day long. Shaving my head takes care of the rest of the bullshit.
[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Well things like razors and toothbrushes are pretty much essential so everyone will score a few points. Except Chuck Norris, he would have a score of minus 12.[/quote]
Yeah-if toothpaste and toothbrush go towards being ‘non-metrosexual’ than I don’t think I want to be in the room with any.
I scored 7. Gotta consider that we NEED to use oral hygeine and general hygeine items. Being clean and healthy isn’t metrosexual, but being civilized… sort of. If you own tweezers for anything other than removing splinters, you automatically rank in “metrosexual, homosexual,”.
I don’t think anyone living through winter in the Northeast should be penalized for owning/using lip balm and moisturizer.
And, on the Chuck Norris tip, my brother bought me a T-shirt with a picture of the Bearded One and the slogan, “Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.”
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Well things like razors and toothbrushes are pretty much essential so everyone will score a few points. Except Chuck Norris, he would have a score of minus 12.
Yeah-if toothpaste and toothbrush go towards being ‘non-metrosexual’ than I don’t think I want to be in the room with any.[/quote]
I also don’t consider cutting my nails once in a while metrosexual. Moreover, when I was younger and played a lot of soccer, I learned the hard way to take care of my toenails lest they become detached from my toe in the course of a tackle. Just make sure you don’t use transparent nail polish.