How Do You Want To Die?

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Perhaps a morbid topic, but at this stage of my life I don’t intend to be sponge bathed to death by fat nurses with bad attitudes while I fester with bed sores.

I’m sure my opinion will change when I get there, but…

I want to live like a young man until the day I die. When I forsee that I soon won’t enjoy the physical aspects of life anymore, I’d like to find a way to go out that is honorable and fast.

Maybe go interrupt a mugging or conduct a personal hunt for Osama.

I guess it raises the related question of how do you want to live?

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Surrounded by friends and famaly who will remember me in word and deed and carry my name into eternity.

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Redsol1

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Hmm, interesting topic Vroom. I accept the fact that I am going to die, but I tell ya, I don’t want to die. I intend on keeping that from happening for as long as I damn well can. When I envision my future, my older age, I see a strong mofo still kicking ass in the endeavors I choose.

Live long and prosper,

D

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I know how I DON’T want to live…and that’s worrying about not eating too much because I may “stress my digestive system” or being too afraid to actually live and try things due to fear being the basis at which society seems to work. I would rather go out standing…not unable to remember who I am (or anyone else for that matter) as I fester in bed as some obese woman wipes my ass for me and puts my teeth away in a nice tin cup for storage until I pass quietly to reruns of Matlock and excratory incontinence.

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I’d like to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. . . not screaming in terror like the passangers in his car.

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I was thinking spontaneously combusting would be a manly way to go. A very painful, slow death that is rather rare.

That or maybe a scheduled atmospheric re-entry where my friends and relatives could watch on a clear night as my body burns up in a small, colorful streak in the night sky.

Or getting my nuts bit off by a laplander, that’s a way to go.

DB

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Cum and then collapse between the 36DD tits of the 20 year old I was banging.

I just don’t see a better way.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
Cum and then collapse between the 36DD tits of the 20 year old I was banging.

I just don’t see a better way.[/quote]

Perfect. Then throw my corpse to the lions and let them feast.

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A fiery 200 mph ball of fire down any open highway…

K.

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At the age of 82, having been shot in bed by a jealous 24 year old husband.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
Cum and then collapse between the 36DD tits of the 20 year old I was banging.

I just don’t see a better way.[/quote]

Bump 'em up to E’s and I’m with you.

Also, DB’s atmospheric re-entry sounds kick ass too, so after I’m done collapsing on ginormous breasts, I want that.

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by giving my life for someone i love

DezZ

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Hop into a personal plane, and just fly out into the ocean.

[quote]Sturat wrote:
I’d like to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. . . not screaming in terror like the passangers in his car.[/quote]

Legitimate LOL at this.

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I’d say something like, while underwater scuba diving, or in the air while skydiving, but a death on the list would give it a bad name since its very rare to begin with.

I guess being eaten by a shark or something would be fun, as long as its quick. Preferably head first.

How I want to live, well, probably just how everyone else wants to. I want to live without worry or stress and just be able to be happy.

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I beg only to live the next few minutes well.

Edit: Having posted this, it occurred to me that I probably better mention that this link is probably not safe for work, due to mature content (violence).

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In my sleep @ peace with everyone and everything around me.

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Caught in the gears of a combine, now that’s the way I want to go.

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I don’t intend to die. Therefore, I won’t. Mind over matter, gentleman . . .

I want to get into Royal Rumble with Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson, and a mothafuckin’ grizzly bear. I want to die during the 21-day orgy with the Vivid girls celebrating my victory.

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Assassination.

Unimportant people are murdered. Important people are assassinated.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
Cum and then collapse between the 36DD tits of the 20 year old I was banging.

I just don’t see a better way.[/quote]

make that 2 twenty year old blondes and I’d be all over that…I think when I’m around 70 I’ll move to russia and open a whore house so I’ll have easy access.