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How Did You Start Working Out?

Well, as all underworld nobility will tell you…

Strength is what we all need in the war against those hippies in heaven with their hackeysacks and such…

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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Good luck with that.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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Good luck with that.[/quote]

It was a dark day even by my standards when the epidemic of human pussy wrecked our ranks.

Football freshman year. I was fast as shit and could catch anything you threw at me, but we ran the option. So my only chance of getting to touch the ball was as a kickoff/punt returner. And I was fearless in that respect. I literally never called for a fair catch and ran back every kickoff (only a couple actually made it into the end zone).

But I was only about 5’5" 135lbs my freshman year, and I was strong for my size, but not “weight room strong”. Our coaches forced us to workout anyways, but there were always guys who were skipping out on workouts or who used the time as a social gathering rather than an actual workout. But at my size I HAD to lift hard, so I did.

I was a really good athlete in high school and college, but I think I would have been WAY better if I understood things like lifting explosively, neural fatigue/charging, ballistic and plyometric shit, and the importance of mobility, flexibility and foam-rolling. Back then, I did 4x8 for pretty much everything. When I started to develop some elbow tendinitis while I was pitching, I just stopped lifting altogether because I didn’t really know any way to just change my approach to better suit my needs, other than some internal/external rotations with bands and forearm curls.

My Brother got a cement and plastic weight set from sears with his paperroute money. we started training in the back yard, and I was hooked.

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thread deja vu

lol

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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Good luck with that.[/quote]

It was a dark day even by my standards when the epidemic of human pussy wrecked our ranks.

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That shit has been happening to man since some bitch HAD TO EAT AN APPLE. :slight_smile:

So, god basocally knows he’s already won?

What a weapon he created and unleashed…

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

[/quote]

Good luck with that.[/quote]

It was a dark day even by my standards when the epidemic of human pussy wrecked our ranks.

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That shit has been happening to man since some bitch HAD TO EAT AN APPLE. :)[/quote]

The snake and the apple. Stick to that story, we bought this long…and by the way, women…do you have to eat everything? :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

[/quote]

Good luck with that.[/quote]

It was a dark day even by my standards when the epidemic of human pussy wrecked our ranks.

[/quote]

That shit has been happening to man since some bitch HAD TO EAT AN APPLE. :)[/quote]

The snake and the apple. Stick to that story, we bought this long…and by the way, women…do you have to eat everything? :stuck_out_tongue:
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My lover never seems to complain about this.

a 30lb set of plastic weights when i was 18. i eventually saved up enough to get some squat stands, a bench and a total of 200lbs of weights, but my parents understandably didnt like it when the whole house shook during deadlifts in my bedroom, so i joined a gym

We’re so hardcore, we never STARTED working out. Just like a black man doesn’t LEARN how to dance. I was doing push ups as a sperm.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
We’re so hardcore, we never STARTED working out. Just like a black man doesn’t LEARN how to dance. I was doing push ups as a sperm.[/quote]

Once I challenged Prof X to a damce off and he backed down.

His Robot was no match for my Dougie.

He wasn’t mesiin with my Dougie.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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is the addiction to animal pussy still ok?

[quote]dshroy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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is the addiction to animal pussy still ok?[/quote]

I want you to fuck as many koala bears as you can handle.

[quote]dshroy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
We will crush them as soon as we can end of addiction to human pussy

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is the addiction to animal pussy still ok?[/quote]

Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums -
Copulating -
With animals -
In cars -
Parked ouside the rave party -

The first time I ever bench pressed was in high school weight training. I didn’t grasp that the bar itself weighed something, so based on my machine bench press I threw 25lbs on each side. There was a little guy, weighing less than me at the time, spotting me. I took the bar off and it immediately fell on my neck where I struggled not to die. Spotter kid took a second to get it off of me because he was laughing so hard.

But the weight training did improve my speed at kendo.

[quote]Oleena wrote:
The first time I ever bench pressed was in high school weight training. I didn’t grasp that the bar itself weighed something, so based on my machine bench press I threw 25lbs on each side. There was a little guy, weighing less than me at the time, spotting me. I took the bar off and it immediately fell on my neck where I struggled not to die. Spotter kid took a second to get it off of me because he was laughing so hard.

But the weight training did improve my speed at kendo.[/quote]

We will meet and fight.

You will lose

This will be pay per view

I got sick of being 49% body fat.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Oleena wrote:
The first time I ever bench pressed was in high school weight training. I didn’t grasp that the bar itself weighed something, so based on my machine bench press I threw 25lbs on each side. There was a little guy, weighing less than me at the time, spotting me. I took the bar off and it immediately fell on my neck where I struggled not to die. Spotter kid took a second to get it off of me because he was laughing so hard.

But the weight training did improve my speed at kendo.[/quote]

We will meet and fight.

You will lose

This will be pay per view[/quote]

You should be going after the fucker who had the chance to do her in and let it pass.