Can you really trust a dude from Maine, though…
…yet still reading and commenting
Have you confirmed that you don’t have a workout the next day though? We all may need to weigh in here.
Yeah, hanky panky may be out of the question…
Yeah, hanky panky may be out of the question…
At my age, hanky-panky is the workout.
I think some input from @twojarslave would clear up a lot.
Sorry I can’t give you any input here. I’ve been running on Marlboros and cocaine for the last 18 hours and some strippers are about to eat a stack of poptarts off of my dick. Hope it all work out for you OP!
some strippers are about to eat a stack of poptarts off of my dick
#bravery
Do you balance them on or make a hole in the middle of them?
You gotta let it cool off a bit first (unless burning your dick is your thing) and then you use a cookie cutter to make the hole (unless plowing your dick through pop tarts is your thing).
I’m not sure there’s a wrong way to do this.
American Pie was a great movie.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Cool thanks, just didn’t want to look stupid when my wife gets home later.
Instead of poptarts and sex it might just be a cup of Horlicks and a wank.
Just make sure the strippers are gone and the cocaine mirror is cleaned up before your wife gets home (unless strippers and coke are her thing).
Wait, people eat pop-tarts warm?
Savages.
Strippers’ preference, not mine.
Strippers’ preference, not mine.
what a gentleman
fat slob
If @dchris is a fat slob, you definitely do have a serious image disorder and definitely didn’t have sex twice, and definitely spent the night in the bathroom like
Got any other questions or can you finally move on with your pathetic life and bother someone else?
I guess I’ll just move on. Maybe I’ll start a band. Can you recommend any good bands I should cover? I was thinking Enrique Iglesias. Musically, he’s just fucking mind blowing, right @dt79?
https://soundcloud.com/samuele-b-samul/cover-like-a-roamer-enrique
Also s’mores pop tarts are the cat’s meow.
Glad you liked it
Enrique Iglesias sounds like a great choice! You should definitely be able to cover him, and probably his whole band too like you said, with your giant belly and waist.