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Hot Chicks With Douche Bags


#1

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


#2

It happens all to often. No idea why.

[Edit]I like the word choads - must use it more often.


#3

Renton who is the chic in your avatar?


#4

"Where's Waldoudhe"????

LOL!

Mufasa


#5

The Species Killer

"This douche is a rare type.

He doesn't just violate cultural aesthetic. He is what scientists label a "species killer." Like an oil slick. Or a microbal plague. He causes sterility simply by breathing in proximity to a fertile female.

He is literally anti-procreation.

Ovaries spontaneously combust in his greased up presence. Fallopian tubes collapse from abject terror at even the hint of his genetic imprint.

Fertility shamans in ancient Japan commit ritual hari-kari simply witnessing his used sweatbands."

LOL


#6

Why is a male who acts according to his instinctive impulses branded a "douchebag" while a female who does the same is loved and adored by all?

What stupidity. Again with the flagrant double standard.

Basically, other males are committing a crime of existence - you hate their guts simply due to the fact that they exist as rivals and competitors for the existing females.

What makes the guys above "douchebags"? The only honest answer a man could give is that he envies them and wishes to take their place.

Men are obsessed with sex but they still mange to accomplish far more in their lives than the average female can even fathom. Maybe the females are douchebags (but that can't be, since females are weak, and you have to be in a position of power to be eligible to be considered an asshole)?

The feminist culture has taught men to hate themselves. Whereas macho men used to degrade women, they now degrade themselves at least as often. This is a serious problem. Witness the widespread acceptance of the "slacker" culture in which men are portrayed as lazy, incompetent, sex-obsessed bums. Most men who are exposed to these images go along without objection (one reason is that it's the path of least resistance).

What "Hottie/Douchebag" really means is that girls are all sweet, innocent, pure, etc, whereas men are essentially bad and must have their natural impulses restrained.

Nothing could further contradict the ostensible aims of a pro-male site such as this one.

Nobody is a douche for acting according to his or her natural impulses. What more can you expect from humans...


#7

I think everyone is insane. Those guys seemed just like a bunch of blokes not taking themselves serously. With a bunch of normal (not fat and ugly) girls.

Women think of sex just as much as men. They also accomplish a frikkin lot.


#8

Ginger Lynn - Old porn star - probably a boot by now but seriously hot when I was wanking off over her.


#9


WHOA, NP!

A little too "introspective" there, My Brother!

A "douche" is one of those people that is hard to describe...but you know them when you see (or talk!) to them?

It isn't so much that they "go after what they want"...but it's that attitude of superiority and that Woman-Kind (and man-kind) are worthless without their presence.

Often the front they put on is just that...a front...and they attract women probably more insecure than they are.

Jealous???

Cha'!....not even remotely!

Mufasa


#10

NP, did you even visit the website? Seriously, man, that's so off the mark I don't even know where to start. Douchebaginess has nothing to do with "instinctive impulses". It has everything to do with being a celebrity worshiping, brazilian waxing, exfoliating, trend-buying, fad-following, wannabee boy-band-raver-pimp-frosted-tip-pink-t-shirt-wearing-
fratastic-JACKASS with a superiority complex. Bonus points for douchiness if you fit into girls jeans and wear girls sunglasses.

No offense to any fraternity brothers out there. Unless you happen to be a follower and a jackass as well :slightly_smiling:

A douchebag is a follower of the highest order. That's really all there is to it. I really don't understand how you came to your strange conclusions. It seems pretty straightforward to me.


#11

Mufasa and Aragorn are right on. And to NP, I think most of those girls are douch-bagettes, if that is the proper female counterpart. The site is entertaining nonetheless.


#12

I hate anyone who wears sunglasses indoors..especially in clubs. It's already so dark in there. Just makes you seem like you're trying too hard.


#13

I've been scared to open this thread...I thought it had something to do with that "2 girls,1 cup" atrocity!!


#14

exception--halloween costume.


#15

2 girls,1 cup was atrocious. To paraphrase Joe R Lansdale(His Ownself), his daddy put it in his momma's ass but his momma wanted a baby so bad, when the turd that came out she put a bonnet on it and called it baby boy. Clearly, this is the case with these individuals.

NP...seriously?


#16

I haven't had ice cream or peanut butter since....


#17

That's good if you're dieting. Nothing will keep me from peanut butter however.


#18

lol...actually I am. The meaning of "junk food" has been re-written


#19

Now you know what to do when the urge to binge strikes.


#20

Why is it considered cute when a little boy spikes his hair/pops his collar/wears sunglasses indoors/etc but when a 22 year old male does these things, he's automtically a "dumbass", "douche", "asshole", or some other derogatory term?

The answer is that the boy poses no threat to the adult who makes the assessment. The lesson is, only the weak and/or helpless get an honest judgement. Everybody else is considered an enemy, and treated as such. To insult someone is to acknowledge them as a foe, a clear and present danger to one's own automony.

Many men take the same attitude towards women as they would towards the little boy in the example above. That is, women are seen to pose no threat to males, and are thus elevated to unrealistic heights by the males who compete over them.

Observer bias, BIGTIME. Wake up guys.