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Hooters

I find it interesting how our society is so enamored with breasts. I was just curious how many names we have for those playful things. I’ll start the list, feel free to add to it…

Hooters
Knockers
Teets
Jugs
Boobs
Ta ta’s

I’m sure the list can go on and on.

funbags
chi-chis

knockers? What is that about? I did not think that is what it was referring to! :slight_smile: How about fun bags?

Fun Bags!!!

Mellons!!!

snack trays

gunnysaks, the twins, the rack, head lights, boobies.

That’s what I got for now!

Ummm…NikkiKnockers that sounds
so slutty!!!

I always feel quite good when referring to boobs as:

HAMMERS
HAND TOYS

and my personal fav “Look at the veranda on that hottie!”

Sweater puppets.

tits
titties
wabs
chebs

Elk Hunter? That sounds so…I have a small penis so I will carry a big gun.

cans

Knockers, that is ELk as in hung
like an Elk! How about those fun
bags! How much fun are you packin?

Dirty pillows
Balcony
Knobs
Boobages

Me Solomon Grundy

feeders

tats, boobage, chesticles

Headlights
“Hands”
Toddler Tanks
Utters

Sweater Meat, Gozangas … Cant think of any more at the moment.

Such modesty, Elk. You do know that if it were true, descent girls would run from that thing, right?

I forgot…

sweater meat
saucers
pigs