Honey Boo Boo Child

[quote]25th wrote:
dont sleep on toddlers & tiaras that show is pure comedy, and that lil girl made one of the best episodes ever lol[/quote]

mmm hmm

And would you say it’s funny, like, funny bone? Or is it so funny a different bone tingles, too?

Why don’t you have a seat over there.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Why would you put your daughter in beauty pageants if she’s ugly?

Does not compute.
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Judging by what her mother looks like, she is going to be highly disappointed in the future when she does not grow up to be a beauty queen. It seams to be setting her up for future failure.[/quote]

Not necessarily.

Some kids find their own way in spite of what their parents push them into. It’s like those idiot little-league dads who hammer their young sons to be great ball players. Then when the kid gets into high school, he rejects all that and gets into something completely different.

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^^^
Derek’s super internet sleuthing abilities has uncovered the the father.

Ellison wrote an essay back in 1970 about the “Our Little Miss” pageants. Can be found in the Essenstial Ellison.

Very scathing indictment of the whole industry.

“…the really sick ones are the parents. Feeding their own failed dreams on the flesh of their children. How much money, how many grueling hours of trainining go into battering a child to perform like a monkey? How much surrogate pleasure do the manipulators vamirically enjoy enjoy molding a child to dance and spin and raise her voice to God in song, so she can tremble like pneumonia victim for an audience of clothing merchants?”

“…And for all his lisping sentimentality about the wonders of little girls, they held the camera for a few beats too long on the Prince Charming of the Children’s Pageant World … Mister Lynn, with a monserously sinister smile carved on his face, exposed his inner nature with one look…in that glance was all the cynical exploitive rapacity of a man who was in no way above using children to further his own sick needs. The man caught unaware in that camera glare was not a man I would leave to babysit with my children.”

a couple quotes.

Also lived in Boulder during the whole Jon Benet Ramsey fiasco.

Though the culture is a bit hypocritical with hypersexualizing young girls in all the media then crashing down like the hand of God on sex offenders.

[quote]groo wrote:

Very scathing indictment of the whole industry.

“…the really sick ones are the parents. Feeding their own failed dreams on the flesh of their children. How much money, how many grueling hours of trainining go into battering a child to perform like a monkey? How much surrogate pleasure do the manipulators vamirically enjoy enjoy molding a child to dance and spin and raise her voice to God in song, so she can tremble like pneumonia victim for an audience of clothing merchants?”[/quote]

Scathing? Absolutely - but true as hell.

Where are they now?

Fucking hilarious:

Go Go Juice:
Pixi stick sugar
Tang
Hawaiian punch mix
Crack

…and you can’t find coupons for crack!

5:40 LMFAOO. stupid fatass bitch.