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Home Depot 10 Man Battle


First thing is to find a station that plays THE worst possible music (think Justin Beiber) on repeat on full volume. Not an item :wink:
Ten pack of Tom Cat sticky mouse traps.
Ten pack of utility knife blades
One hefty porch rail spindle

I would knock your assss out with the spindle one by one and adhere the sticky traps to your privates then place a utility blade in your hand for when you wake up. This rest will take care of itself!