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Home Depot 10 Man Battle


#41

Carrying around the compressor for the nail gun is gonna be a bitch, and therefor would take up all 3 choices right?

BONEZ stole my idea, well minus the poop.


#42

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Carrying around the compressor for the nail gun is gonna be a bitch, and therefor would take up all 3 choices right?

BONEZ stole my idea, well minus the poop. [/quote]

You could bring the tampons and then both of you could sit up there without your vaginas bleeding all over the place


#43
  1. 2x4 board
  2. Large Nail
  3. Hammer

Use the hammer to put the nail through the end of the board, you now have the ultimate weapon.


#44

[quote]overstand wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Carrying around the compressor for the nail gun is gonna be a bitch, and therefor would take up all 3 choices right?

BONEZ stole my idea, well minus the poop. [/quote]

You could bring the tampons and then both of you could sit up there without your vaginas bleeding all over the place[/quote]
Lol Or just set up the nail gun in your sniper spot and go douse shit with lighter fluid. Bring a nail for a shank just in case.


#45
  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.


#46

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

A gas chamber. Nice one, Jew…bacca. :stuck_out_tongue:


#47

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]
You win.


#48

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

A gas chamber. Nice one, Jew…bacca. :p[/quote]

Yeah I was thinking along these lines as well. Brutal but effective.


#49

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…


#50

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…[/quote]

Strong point.

You’d have the barrels themselves, but otherwise you’d be Shit out of luck.


#51

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…[/quote]

Except for what I pick up from the 5 dead guys in my chamber, you mean.


#52

[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:

  1. 2x4 board
  2. Large Nail
  3. Hammer

Use the hammer to put the nail through the end of the board, you now have the ultimate weapon.[/quote]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan style. I dig it.


#53

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…[/quote]

Except for what I pick up from the 5 dead guys in my chamber, you mean.[/quote]

Rules state you can’t snatch off of dead people.


#54

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

A gas chamber. Nice one, Jew…bacca. :p[/quote]

When people try to kill you for a couple millenia, you toughen up.


#55

I have no idea what I’d do but one thing’s for sure, I’m taking duct tape.


#56

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…[/quote]

Strong point.

You’d have the barrels themselves, but otherwise you’d be Shit out of luck.

[/quote]

and you’d only have two of them … Best case scenario you get two more guys with the barrels somehow, but then you’ve made a lot of noise with the empty barrels, give away your position AND are now being run down/stalked by at LEAST two armed people who’s main objective is be the last man standing


#57

1 flashlight

1 lighter

Largest container of flammable liguid I can find

try to make my way around the perimeter of the store leaving a trail of liquid using the flashlight to make sure I dont step in it…charge one of the sliding door with a shoulder…light the match and watch burning from the entry way…the store is basically a bomb

the variation is me just setting stuff on fire in the store…blocking the exits with fire so we all die

of course the light would be the same color as the exit signs
depends on how we feel that day


#58

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

Rules state you can’t snatch off of dead people.[/quote]

Oh, that’s bullshit.

Still, I’d be safe and sound. The last man standing would have to make a run for me eventually. I’d get him with a mop handle from the break room.


#59

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. Fresh air system
  2. 52 gallon drum of ammonia (cleaning section)
  3. 52 gallon drum of swimming pool chlorine (pool section)

Locate self in small enclosed area — break room, for example.

Mix

Make noise to atract enemies.

Everyone will die as they enter and breath.[/quote]

good idea … if you can get all the other guys into the room without them catching on

Otherwise you’ll probably get half of them, but then the other ones will realize what that room is and stay clear of it and you’ll be shit outta luck without a weapon from here on out…[/quote]

Except for what I pick up from the 5 dead guys in my chamber, you mean.[/quote]

One of the rules is no scrounging off the dead … your three choices are the only things you can use (i’m assuming besides you’re bare hands)


#60

[quote]polo77j wrote:
and you’d only have two of them … Best case scenario you get two more guys with the barrels somehow, but then you’ve made a lot of noise with the empty barrels, give away your position AND are now being run down/stalked by at LEAST two armed people who’s main objective is be the last man standing[/quote]

No, no, no. The whole room just fills with chlorine gas. I’d just sit there and watch people die as they enter.