a can of potatoes, a red hot skillet, and then stabs the shit out of him with a pitchfork??
I'm not watching your gay porn.
wanna be like this guy when i get old
Someone who needs a 65 year old care giver and has had a stroke?
"Nobody will ever see me cry, and nobody's gonna scare me. Nobody."
DAAYYUUMMM! Yeah, he's alpha as shit. Old man strength FTW.
A frying pan? This guy must have seen Tangled.
Aww, bless him...
Good man, good man.
"and then I went to work on him..."
so did the guy get away?
So there's no evidence of any intruder, there's no explanation as to how he got away and this story's full of holes... It'd be awesome if this were true, but I'm call senility over reality.
Dude loves his frying pan!