[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
Although, I DO like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine…even though he SHOULD be bigger. [/quote]
And shorter. By about a foot. Thing is, that wouldn’t have sold as many tickets. No way were they going to get Bob Hoskins to play Wolverine – short, burly, hairy. Put him on a diet and you’ve got a perfect choice. Not exactly a box office draw, though.
I can’t believe I’m about to defend these choices, but here goes:
Ah-nold for Conan. Yeah, they could have chosen better. They could have also chosen much, MUCH worse. Think about how often we see scrawny pretty-boys get cast as mighty heroes. Or the flavour of the month. Thinking of that, I’m inspired to list a few of my choices for bad casting in a moment.
Cruise as Lestat. I thought he did a decent job. I don’t think Rice was just bought off or threatened into complacency – she probably went in expecting Top Gun, and got something different. So he wasn’t perfect, but he carried the role as well as could be expected from almost anyone. A younger David Bowie might have been creepy as Hell, though.
That said, I’ve got to get this off my chest: Rice’s reoccurring theme of incest and pedophilia really creeps me the fuck out. I mean… BRRRRR! Of all the fucking things to glorify! She does it again in the Witching Hour. I refuse to pick up another of her works after reading that.
Now, movies that have irked me:
Lord of the Rings
I know, this one raises brows. It was a beautiful piece, really… but it was just Hollywood schmaltz. The books centred around drama and suspense, where Hollywood went for wall-crawling orcs and dramatic chase scenes. A more subtle director could have milked powerful tension from some of those scenes instead of resorting to quick cuts and loud sound effects.
And don’t get me wrong when I say this, I love Sean Bean as an actor… but Boromir was repeatedly described as a brute of a man with obscenely thick arms and a mighty presence. He had the appearance of a hero of legend; dark haired, blue eyed – visually he was everything that people would have expected Aragorn to be.
Whereas Aragorn was supposed to be weather-beaten and not quite so handsome… nevermind pretty. Viggo’s an excellent actor, and did a fine job, but I’d have put Bean in the role of Aragorn and found some Brute to play Boromir. Maybe the kid who did that obscenely bad Hercules effort on the tube in 2005. (The Herc movie was horrid, but the actors were excellent.)
Orlando Bloom:
What the hell is it with people casting this guy to play big guys? What crack were they smoking? Was Bloom wearing a padded suit when he went in to talk to them?
I’ve no issue with him being the hero of Pirates of the Carribean, but they made him a swordsmith’s apprentice. A guy who should have been doing the heavy manual labour of metal-working preparing the materials for his master to shape. Shovelling coal, pumping the bellows, loading supplies, hammering bars of steel. He didn’t need to be huge, but he should have at least looked like he’d done a day of manual labour sometime in his life!
And, correct me if I’m wrong… but didn’t he start out as a blacksmith in that crusader flick of his? A blacksmith?!? Bloom?!?
Fine actor, but terribly miscast.