Holiday Canned Ham

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

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Agreed. I would be quite disturbed to receive TC’s meat.
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Are you saying that TCs meat is not welcome everywhere ?

I find it hard to believe that!

<— Already deeply conflicted…[/quote]
So wait, is TC’s meat the “canned ham”?

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

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Agreed. I would be quite disturbed to receive TC’s meat.
[/quote]

Are you saying that TCs meat is not welcome everywhere ?

I find it hard to believe that!

<— Already deeply conflicted…[/quote]
So wait, is TC’s meat the “canned ham”?[/quote]

I think he delivers it personally, but that is of course neither here nor there…

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

[/quote]

Agreed. I would be quite disturbed to receive TC’s meat.
[/quote]

Are you saying that TCs meat is not welcome everywhere ?

I find it hard to believe that!

<— Already deeply conflicted…[/quote]
So wait, is TC’s meat the “canned ham”?[/quote]

I think he delivers it personally, but that is of course neither here nor there…

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Uh, I think it’s way better “there” and not here…

Well, last year they ran out of the canned ham and had to substitue unicorn.

I shat rainbows for a week.

Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]
You dirty woman.

My psycho analysis was just manipulation wasn’t it? What is the end game?

Eventually I’m planning to call you a misogynist for fun. Oh wait…I’ve already done that, haven’t I. Hmm.

But I love women.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]

Definitely no ham for you!

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]

Definitely no ham for you!

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]

Definitely no ham for you!

And he means it so much he had to post it twice!

[quote]Christine wrote:
And he means it so much he had to post it twice!

Edit: 3X[/quote]

Oh, and I’m rethinking the one I was wrapping up for you.

It was a nice one, too. Hormel. As big as a toilet seat cover.

[quote]TC wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]

Definitely no ham for you! Rockula gets all the ham he or she wants.

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Why thank you sir.

[quote]TC wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Really? Huh. I don’t like unicorn. Maybe I should stop being so bitter about being dropped off the ham list, then. It’ll be nice not to have to keep sending TC a “fuck you and fuck your stupid, greasy ham” email every day.

It’ll allow me more time to call people misogynists in the threads for fun.[/quote]

Definitely no ham for you!

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You misogynist!

Will there be Hams being distrusted for Halloween?

Halloween is a holiday.

Hamoween is the term I think…

I demand a ham the size of professor X’s leg, or I shall eat rockula.

[quote]DSSG wrote:
I demand a ham the size of professor X’s leg, or I shall eat rockula. [/quote]

You are aware that the pig has probably wallowed in less filth?

Not knocking your food preferences dude, just something to think about.

But it’s juicy, or did it saying it’s juicing? Three days, I’m gonna do it.