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Holiday Canned Ham

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Rocky, did you know people taste like pork?

They promised ham, but they won’t send you ham.

Go find them, while they are sleeping,

and take all the pork you can eat…[/quote]

One month from this day, I will begin eating a mod a week.

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…starting with Prof X?
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Im not gonna tell you who is first so you can go warn them.[/quote]

Thats just silly.

Nobody could eat Prof X in just one week.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Rocky, did you know people taste like pork?

They promised ham, but they won’t send you ham.

Go find them, while they are sleeping,

and take all the pork you can eat…[/quote]

One month from this day, I will begin eating a mod a week.

[/quote]

…starting with Prof X?
[/quote]

Im not gonna tell you who is first so you can go warn them.[/quote]

Thats just silly.

Nobody could eat Prof X in just one week. [/quote]

is this a challenge?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Rocky, did you know people taste like pork?

They promised ham, but they won’t send you ham.

Go find them, while they are sleeping,

and take all the pork you can eat…[/quote]

One month from this day, I will begin eating a mod a week.

[/quote]

…starting with Prof X?
[/quote]

Im not gonna tell you who is first so you can go warn them.[/quote]

Thats just silly.

Nobody could eat Prof X in just one week. [/quote]

is this a challenge?[/quote]
Move this to the “Challenge” thread!

I’m not a lawyer, but I still say the reception of said ham is not implied, “quite possibly” isn’t definitive.

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I’m not a lawyer, but I still say the reception of said ham is not implied, “quite possibly” isn’t definitive.
[/quote]

why you on their side man?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I’m not a lawyer, but I still say the reception of said ham is not implied, “quite possibly” isn’t definitive.
[/quote]

why you on their side man?[/quote]

He is a traitor, make an example of him!

Hunger is a powerful motivator.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I’m not a lawyer, but I still say the reception of said ham is not implied, “quite possibly” isn’t definitive.
[/quote]

why you on their side man?[/quote]
Hell no, I ain’t on their side! I’m just trying to do a little moderation before you start up a new thread about cannibalism. I read a book in high school called The Head Hunters Of The Solomon Islands. The native’s description for the taste of people was translated to “long pig”
Hmm… maybe you got a point. Ham is from pigs…people taste like pigs…
Is your IP address from the South Pacific?

Holiday season approaches…

Them hams better be in route

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Holiday season approaches…

Them hams better be in route[/quote]

x2

Pesky hampires…

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I’m not a lawyer, but I still say the reception of said ham is not implied, “quite possibly” isn’t definitive.
[/quote]

why you on their side man?[/quote]
Hell no, I ain’t on their side! I’m just trying to do a little moderation before you start up a new thread about cannibalism. I read a book in high school called The Head Hunters Of The Solomon Islands. The native’s description for the taste of people was translated to “long pig”
Hmm… maybe you got a point. Ham is from pigs…people taste like pigs…
Is your IP address from the South Pacific?[/quote]

Don’t lie…you’re on their side…just admit it, you’re probably in the 1% that’s getting their hams…bastards…

[quote]roybot wrote:
Pesky hampires…[/quote]

lol

Yeah, but you can kill them with a steak through the heart.

TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

I got a couple of hams back when I was posting more, but didn’t get one last year. I assume it was because my posts are down, but maybe it was the economy. I’ve also noticed that I went from Level 3 to Level 2. Where is the love?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

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Agreed. I would be quite disturbed to receive TC’s meat.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
TC personally sends me an annual holiday care pack which includes a variety of tasty meat treats.

Guess I’m just better than the rest of you.[/quote]

Well, you are!

I guess its alright then.

Also, I am actually quite glad that he does not want to get into my pants, I would be conflicted…

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Agreed. I would be quite disturbed to receive TC’s meat.
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Are you saying that TCs meat is not welcome everywhere ?

I find it hard to believe that!

<— Already deeply conflicted…

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Pesky hampires…[/quote]

lol

Yeah, but you can kill them with a steak through the heart.[/quote]

Spam Helsing?

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Pesky hampires…[/quote]

lol

Yeah, but you can kill them with a steak through the heart.[/quote]

Spam Helsing?[/quote]

LOL!!!