Hitower's 'Chaos and Pain' Inspired Log

After my daughter was born in April, I had to find a way to keep in shape. Life after work consisted of getting home and pitching in with house duties, diapers, formula and baths. This is not conducive to the Muay Thai 4 x week training I enjoyed pre-baby. So a $50/month Premiere Fitness membership that could be used at 5am was a good choice.

Before May of 2010, I lifted my bodyweight and Kettlebells(occasionally); Mauy Thai specific training keeps you lean and …well…skinny. Before that, I was a water polo player, so once again…lean and skinny. I always wanted to get strong though(big…maybe; youtube videos of guys tearing card decks in half and Benny Magnusson lifting 1,100lbs is awesome).

After a 12 week ‘beginner Routine’ (6 wks full body(no compounds) 3/wk and 6 wks upr/lwr split), I ran across Chaos and Pain (www.chaosandpain.com), and just in time for that matter. I was getting bored and frustrated; I couldn’t afford a coach, the trainers SUCK, and I needed some direction. C&P gave me the direction (and motivation) to focus on lifting as heavy as I can (which is not much…). I try to go heavy every week and bust my ass on everything. I don’t rest much, I superset opposite muscle groups to maximize gym time. This is different on DL & squats though; it is something so new to me so I give my legs lots of rest. I (have to) get my workouts done within an hour.

Below is my Log, by day, it is a push/pull’ish 5 day split, with 2 days dedicated to legs (they are STUPID weak). I am now 16 weeks into lifting…comments are more than welcome.

Monday - Legs

Deadlift
3x235
3x255
3x275
3x285
2x295
305
315
320
320
320
325 - PR

Leg Press - FULL ROM
6x290
6x305
6x315
6x315
6x315*

Barbell Glute Bridge
8x135
6x155
8x155
8x165**

ABS–Abwheel
5x10

*I know, leg press sucks, but my back can’t take DL and squats on the same day
**My posterior chain sucks, I’m hoping these glute bridges will help my DL and squat, and strengthen my back. I do RDL’s on leg day 2…

Hitower

Tuesday - Chest & Bi

Guillotine Press
6x155
5x185
3x205
3x220
2x225
2x235

Heavy Barbell Curl
8x80
5x90
5x100
5x110
5x110
5x110

Flat Dumbbell Bench
5x55
6x70
5x70
5x70
8x50
8x50

Pronated EZ Curl
6x70
6x80
5x80
5x80
5x80
5x80

PEC DECK - yeah, I know…but I can almost lift the stack, its an ego thing…
8x205
6x215
5x225
6x240

Dumbbell Curls - not much juice left for these, I usually cheat out the last set…
5x50
5x40
5x40
5x40

ABS–Hanging Leg Raise
4x12

Wednesday - Back & Tri

Bent Over Row
8x185
5x205
5x205
5x205
5x215
5x215

Weighted Dips (BW=230 lbs)
6xBW
8xBW
4x255(BW&25)
4x255(BW&25)
4x255(BW&25)
4x255(BW&25)

Med Grip Chin Ups
4xBW
3xBW
2 negatives, 3x210(pulldowns)
2 negatives, 4x210(pulldowns)
2 negatives, 4x210(pulldowns)
2 negatives, 4x210(pulldowns)
5x210(pulldowns)

EZ Skull Crushers
6x80
5x90
5x90
3x90
5x80

Iso Low Row Machine- Used to do Dumbbell Rows, but gym only has up to 100lb dumbbells
5x135(/arm)
5x170
3x170
5x170

Cable Tri Extension
6x90
6x100
5x105
3x105
3x105

ABS-abwheel
4x12

Thursday - Leg Day #2

Back Squat
5x135
3x205
3x205
3x205
2x225
2x225
2x245
1x255 - PR

Calf Press - Supersetted with squats
8x270
8x270
8x340
8x340
8x340
8x340

Romanian Deadlift
5x155
5x205
5x205
5x205
5x205

Abs - Abwheel (of death)
4x12

Friday - Shoulders, neck and Forearms

Military Press
6x115
6x115
5x135
5x135
5x135
5x135

Wrist Rollups (bar w/ strap, roll up the weight pronated, then supinated)
12x25
10x35
12x35
12x35
12x35

Lateral Raise
5x35
5x35
5x30 - some cougar stole my 35’s to dumbell press, its ok, she was hot
5x35
5x35

Neck Extension - done with bite grip strap to weight, old Muay Thai technique
8x35
8x35
8x35
8x35
8x35

Neck Flexion - 35lb plate on my forehead, head over edge of bench
8x35
8x35
8x35
8x35
8x35

Rear Delt Raise
6x25
8x25
8x25
8x25

Barbell Shrugs - I gotta get them in, I can’t fit them in on Back day
10x200
6x235
5x285
5x305
5x305

Tuesday October 12…Workout after Thanksgiving Turkey

Deadlift
3x255
3x275
3x285
2x305
315,315,325,325,335,335 - New 1RM PR!! 10 lb over last week

Leg Press
5 x (5x360) New 5RM PR

Glute Bridge
5 x (5x185) New 5RM PR

Wednesday October 13th - Chest, Bi’s and Traps

Guillotine Press
7x155
5x185
5x205
3x225
2x225
235,240- NEW 1RM PR

*superset with

EZ-Curls
2x(5x90)
5x100
3x(5x110)

10% Incl Dumbbell Bench
5x(5x75)

*superset with:

Pronated EZ-Curl
4x(5x80)
5x90

Pec Fly’s
8x160
8x170
3x(6x180)

*superset with

Heavy Barbell Shrugs
6x235
5x285
5x285
5x305
2x(4x325)

Thursday - Back and Tri’s

Bent Over Barbell Rows
2x(5x185)
5x205
3x(5x215)

superset with

Cable Tricep Extensions
5x95
4x(5x100)

Supinated Med Grip Chinups -upon fail: Pulldowns
5xBW (230 lb)
4xBW
3xBW, 5x210
5x210
5x180
5x180

superset with

Weighted Dips
3x(5x[BW+25]=255)
3x(6xBW)

Dumbbell Rows
5x(5x100)

superset with

Close Grip Triceps Bench Concentric + Skull Crunches Eccentric
5x(5x90)

Notes:
Feeling good, lower back is tight and sore from DL’s(Tues), Heavy Shrugs(Wed) and Bent over Rows today. Its just a muscle ache, no pinching or sharp pain.

Heavy Shrugs are effective for Traps…wow! I haven’t had that kind of muscle pain in ages…I like it.

Although the gym only has up to 100lb dumbbells, I’ve gone back to 1-arm db rows; using a low-row machine with plates to up the weight just sucks…so I’m just increasing the overall volume of sets I do w/ 100db DB’s.

For Close Grip Triceps Bench Concentric + Skull Crunches Eccentric, These things suck!! I’m sure that the dips and extensions pre-fatigued my tri’s, but I was doing everything I could to prevent the EZ bar dropping on my face on the eccentric.

Friday - Legs

Leg Press (Ankle-2-Ass)
5x(5x370) (or whatever it is …4 plates a side on the press…)

Back Squat (ass-2-grass)
3x(5x185)

Romanian Deadlifts
5x(5x185)

I was going to do a nice, long squat workout, but damn Commo Gym: only one squat rack and a lineup to use it.

Friday - THE CHAOS AND PAIN HAS BEGUN:

Well, I’ve been following a relatively strict 5 day heavy compound workout schedule for a month (legs,chest&bi,Back&tri,legs,shoulders&neck) and goddammit!, I’m already bored! Don’t get me wrong, my numbers on DL’s, bench and squat are going up, but I couldn’t put a finger on why I was losing motivation.

Then this weekend it hit me. Whilst in a stomach-flu induced 4-day purge and sleep fiasco, I realized: I’m half-assing it on the Chaos and Pain!..goddammit if you’re gonna go C&P, GO C&P!

I’ve thrown out my old workout routine. It had all the basic proven lifts: DL’s, front squat, pullups, weighted dips etc. but its too dammed rigid. Also, exercises that tax my system such as BTN’s and one-arm DL’s have always scared me, but WTF, you’ll only get better at them by doing it!

So based on the fact that I’m coming off a nasty 5 day stomach flu, I didn’t ‘pain’ it as much as 'chaos’ing it. Today I tried BTN’s and one-arm DL’s, here’s the numbers (keep in mind I’m only 18 weeks into lifting…ever):

BTN Press: 5 x 5 @ 135 (First time: felt really good, tough movement)
Deadlift: 5 x 5 @ 275 (no straps or belt, quicker than normal tempo)
1-Arm Deadlift: 5 x 2 @ 220 (w/ straps, superset with reg DL’s, gotta watch my back: no twist)
Pullups: 4+1,3+2,2+3,1+4,1+4 (full ROM + negatives)
Weighted dips: 5 x 5 @ BW+25 (BW=230 lbs)

This felt GOOOD! In the next few days I’m going to set up groups of the following:
6 compound PUSH movements
6 compound PULL movements
6 Leg exercises (no machines, naturally other than reverse hypers)
6 Support exercises (wrist rolls, Neck Flexion&Ext, rotator cuff excercise, heavy BB curls etc)

I’m setting up for 4 exercises a day, the way each is chosen is chaotic: a six-sided die will be thrown every day (one for each group), and those four exercise will be done. I am not sure, but that is as chaotic as I can think of. I don’t have the memory or capacity to remember which exercise I did, so everything will still be logged. naturally, Friday won’t require a die roll; I’ll just do what is left on the list that hasn’t been done.

I AM STOKED, this is gonna be fun.

SO I’m done posting here, if you want to see my log, its at chaos and pain .com