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Hillary 2008

Just for fun, let’s pretend that Hillary has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the presidency.

So my first scandal prediction for her is Bill getting caught with another intern.

Anybody?

What else will happen if the she-devil gets elected on account of anti-Bush backlash – because we all know that she wouldn’t get it on her own merit.

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
Just for fun, let’s pretend that Hillary has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the presidency.

So my first scandal prediction for her is Bill getting caught with another intern.

Anybody?

What else will happen if the she-devil gets elected on account of anti-Bush backlash – because we all know that she wouldn’t get it on her own merit.[/quote]

I have had more pleasant nightmares than the thought of Hillary as president.

[quote]Ren wrote:
I have had more pleasant nightmares than the thought of Hillary as president.[/quote]

True dat.

But what other kind of shit could happen? How bad can it be? :slight_smile:

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
Just for fun, let’s pretend.[/quote]

No thanks.

She probably would have 3 out of 4 of the state troopers assigned to guard her killed off when they were about to talk about Vince Foster and the little episode at the mountain hideaway, scaring the 4th guy into silence and…

Oh wait, you wanted a FUTURE scandal…

Who once said ‘Past is Prologue’?

http://emporium.turnpike.net/P/ProRev/WWDEATH.HTM

Enter the world of Bill and Hillary!

Bill has a heart attack and dies 3 days after she’s sworn in. He’s already had bypass.

JTF would have a field day with the conspiracy theory stuff.

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
Just for fun, let’s pretend that Hillary has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the presidency.

So my first scandal prediction for her is Bill getting caught with another intern.

Anybody?

What else will happen if the she-devil gets elected on account of anti-Bush backlash – because we all know that she wouldn’t get it on her own merit.[/quote]

If Hillary becomes president the scandals will probably come up when she quits being moderate.

Couldn’t get elected on her own merits? When do we get presidents elected by their own merits, Clinton and Reagan maybe, either Bush no way.

Hillary does not stand a chance of winning ever.

Austin Powers will reveal that she is a man baby!

[quote]Marmadogg wrote:
Hillary does not stand a chance of winning ever.[/quote]

Seriously it is like the Dems are not even trying.

She is the only high profile Dem out there with enough sense not to put her foot in her mouth every 2 seconds.

It will be fascinating to see who the Dems put up in 2008.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Marmadogg wrote:
Hillary does not stand a chance of winning ever.

Seriously it is like the Dems are not even trying.

She is the only high profile Dem out there with enough sense not to put her foot in her mouth every 2 seconds.

It will be fascinating to see who the Dems put up in 2008.[/quote]

Do you think Obama is too young to run at this point? I have heard rumors that Kerry could even try again or perhaps Edwards. Who is the current GOP frontrunner I always hear McCain and Guiliani, are there any star governors considering running?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Austin Powers will reveal that she is a man baby![/quote]

how about a fembot?

[quote]PGreen711 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Marmadogg wrote:
Hillary does not stand a chance of winning ever.

Seriously it is like the Dems are not even trying.

She is the only high profile Dem out there with enough sense not to put her foot in her mouth every 2 seconds.

It will be fascinating to see who the Dems put up in 2008.

Do you think Obama is too young to run at this point? I have heard rumors that Kerry could even try again or perhaps Edwards. Who is the current GOP frontrunner I always hear McCain and Guiliani, are there any star governors considering running?

[/quote]

Obama just doesn’t seem to have the experience yet on the national level.

I think Kerry or Edwards would be a mistake. Are there any good Democratic governors out there that could win the nomination? I live in the PA capitol region and I have heard talk of Rendell but I am not sure I believe it.

I think McCain is too old and he has put his foot in his mouth too many times to win the nomination.

Guiliani is great but I don’t think he is conservative enough to rally the base. He is also an unattractive man. It is a shame.

What about Mitt Romney? While he may not be conservative enough for some of the base he has the look and is incredibly well spoken. That counts.

I would much rather see a successful governor get elected rather than a senator. Senators really don’t have to get things done in the same way governors and presidents do.

[quote]Ren wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Austin Powers will reveal that she is a man baby!

how about a fembot?[/quote]

Who would build an ugly fembot like that?

It’s depressing when you consider the choices on either side of the aisle.

Senators do not get elected because their record is well documented.

Governor Brian Schweitzer of Montana would be a great choice for the Democrats but I do not think he has any desire to serve as the POTUS.

That is too bad.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Ren wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Austin Powers will reveal that she is a man baby!

how about a fembot?

Who would build an ugly fembot like that?[/quote]

so that you’d never suspect it!

Al Franken (D) vs. Rush Limbaugh ®

They aren’t any more full of shit than the one’s we’re paying already and it would be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

There is only one candidate I would vote for in 2008: Jesse Ventura. Hope he runs.