This thread is to share hilarious true stories. They must be true and they must be hilarious.
I will share two to start.
Hunting season always reminds me of a trip a few years ago. My friend loads his own bullets and made some blanks. We had a guy with us who had never been hunting before. Well he fucked up some really good shots (with the blanks of course) so back at camp we set up some extremely easy targets to hit and gave him a gun loaded with blanks. He was absolutely bewildered. We ribbed him pretty good and as day turned in to night and people got drunk some one aimed a blank loaded pistol at the guy, citing an argument that had flared up. He pulled trigger three times and the poor guy literally shit his pants. Like actual shit in his pants. He never came hunting with us again and doesn't really hang out anymore but he was just some dudes sisters boyfriend so who cares. It was very funny.
In college a friend and I were invited to a Chi Omega White Rose Ball or Formal or some shit like that. I didn't really know my date, we had talked some but it turned out she had the hots for me. Anyways she asked me with a bucket full of Butterfingers (My favorite candy) and a bottle of Jim Beam. She picked me up and gave me a blowjob before we left my room. I was in a dorm at the time.
Anyways, my buddy and I got really drunk at the formal, it had an open bar. Our dates wound up being kind of annoying and I had already gotten a blowjob anyways. My friend was in a fraternity and they were having a party too, nothing special, just a party. Well he called them to come pick us up and in the meantime we stole the golf cart from the fat ass security gaurd at the country club and drove it around the parking lot until his buddies showed up.
The fat ass tried to catch us but got tired pretty quickly and just sat down. Bad move because as soon as his friends truck pulled in to the lot we aimed it at the pool and jumped out at the last minute. It sunk. Word has it the Chi Os had to pay for damages. They never could prove we did it though we did go to court.
I never got invited to another Chi Omega party.