Kingpin- After Roy Munson milks the “cow” and states, “it took a while to get it started but, once she did she really went.” Then starts drinking the “milk” out of the pale and one of Amish elders states, “We don’t have a cow.”
I laugh til’ cry everytime. Everytime.
“Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I’m telling ya baby, that’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.”
Wayne’s World : The promotion of the brand products.
Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Arc : During the truck scene, when he gives back that German officer what he gave him before.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
doogie wrote:
Bad Santa from start to finish.
Agreed… KID ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?!
“I am not gheyyy…”
“Elf, fuckarrr!”
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I am not gay! ASSCLOWN!
I thought you said you shot consistent 280’s.
Yeah, but with 15 frames. Us Amish do one and a half everything you people do.
hahahahaha
As in Kunta Kinte? Yeesh.
I cant believe I forgot about this one. The scene where they stick him in the drivers seat and spin the car, then he slams pigpens head into the steering wheel as the horn goes off.
Clerks, the whole flick but especially the opening “chewlys gum” scene.
All of beverly hills cop.
O brother where art thou, all of it. I think this movie has the best dialouge of any flick ever. “Gopher Everett?” “No thanks Elmer. A piece of gopher would only arise my hunger, not embed it.” “It’s ok Everett, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete ran through a whole…gopher…village.”
another vote for supertroopers - mainly the part at the beginning where buddy throws the empty syrup bottle at the town cop - when he throws the second one as the guy’s standing up kills me every time i see it.
badder santa voted for X10 - arguably the funniest movie i’ve ever seen: first time i saw that i nearly had a seizure the whole way through.
older movie: the money pit. tom hanks before he became orson wells. gold throughout.
“Tommy Boy” the whole movie, but especially when the buck wakes up in the back seat of the car.
“American Pie” - one of the all-time classic lines: “and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.”
“Planes, Trains and Automobiles” - in the rental car with John Candy driving while Steve Martin is asleep and he gets both sleeves caught while trying to take off his coat.
“Naked Gun”: the hospital scene with Nordberg in a body cast in the bed.
“A Christmas Story” when the dogs break in and tear apart the turkey.
“Airplane” the entire movie.
“Boomerang” when Grace Jones is trying to seduce Eddie Murphy in the restaurant by throwing her leg up on the table and yelling “Look at this pussy. No man can refuse this pussy.”
“Caddyshack” when Rodney Dangerfield shows up at the country club.
DB
[edit] I forgot one that I had to mention. The scene in “Caveman” where they invent music.
I forget the name of the movie but it was a ski movie and had Lee Majors in it as the developer - only released a few years ago.
Anyway, a group of guys on the piss and they put one guy, who has passed out, in behind the wheel of a car.
They then quietly push the car out into the middle of an icy road and start spinning it really fast. As it gets a good spin up they all jump in the car, shut the doors and start screaming like all hell.
The poor bloke wakes up and shits himself thinking he has been driving and is now in an accident. Gold.
[quote]swerven wrote:
I forget the name of the movie but it was a ski movie and had Lee Majors in it as the developer - only released a few years ago.
Anyway, a group of guys on the piss and they put one guy, who has passed out, in behind the wheel of a car.
They then quietly push the car out into the middle of an icy road and start spinning it really fast. As it gets a good spin up they all jump in the car, shut the doors and start screaming like all hell.
The poor bloke wakes up and shits himself thinking he has been driving and is now in an accident. Gold.
BTW the rest of the movie was fucked![/quote]
Posted a few posts up: [quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I cant believe I forgot about this one. The scene where they stick him in the drivers seat and spin the car, then he slams pigpens head into the steering wheel as the horn goes off.
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Someone mentioned it before me, that scene is funny as shit.