What does this have to do with gay marriage?
People have always been weird. You just hear about it more with the internet. Most of the things people freak out about have happened for forever now we just know about it.
But this doesn’t have anything to do with gay marriage so not sure why it’s brought up in the debate. I love cadbury eggs.
Saying what if people marry pencils, trees, themselves, etc has nothing to do with gay marriage anymore than heterosexual marriage.
I remain unsure why it bothers you so much. You still haven’t told me what effect it has on your life. Why is it so much more important than anything else you don’t like? You can probably come up with about a million things state, local, and federal governments do that have an impact on your life much more than this. Yet you’re really hung up on this single thing.