Hey Portland

My brother is driving down from Seattle and I want to show him around. Trouble is I am new here. Is there a gun range we could rent and shoot at? Any good strip clubs in the area? Any sports bars showing Ultimate Fighting Championship? PS I AM SICK OF SEEING 55 peeks AT MY POST AND NO REPLIES DON’T BE SO FUCKIN SHY! Feel free to PM me. New to the area, sick of hanging with wife looking for cool thing to do.

There is a strip of road littered with titty bars near the airport. 55 peeks, but nobody lives there.