Hey Pizzlemank...

Hey pizzlemank, I went to the gym today and I didn’t see you. We were suppose to meet up and do some foam rollings and what not. I see you stood me up again for your hoes.
Whatever happened to watching “The Machinist” with me? I had to watch it myself, can you believe he didn’t sleep for a whole year? pretty nutty huh? Anyways I’m gonna eat some seaweed now.