Hey, Let's Go Kill a Vampire

[quote]VonStinkle wrote:
Correct me if i’m wrong, but this is what i get from what i know about twilight. It is now cool as well as hot to be a pale skinny guy with a bad haricut? How did this happen? Are you telling me that the younger generation of chicks are gonna think we look bad for being tan and muscular when they reach legal age?? That ain’t right. I’ll shoot myself in the head if the dudes who use to be dorks start getting all the hot college pussy.[/quote]

the emo girls will

but the guido girls will LOVE YOUR NUTS!!! KIIIIDD

if u go to the club tanned up with some fuckin D&G shades on all juuuuc’d up MAD POON KIIIIIIIID

the way i see it is. dont be a guido in real life, but be one when you go to clubs, it wont hurt.