I found this amusing. I never liked my Ken dolls. And my daughter's Ken doll frequently has to have his head reattached.
Back when I was 6 or 7, I used to shoot my GI Joes with my BB gun. Those were some good times. Blowing off Sgt. Slaughter's arms and legs was a great way to spend a Saturday.
That just kind of reminds me of a joke..
A little girl was asked what she wanted for her birthday. She said she wanted a Barbie doll with a G.I. Joe doll...Her mother asked, "But doesn't Barbie come with Ken"? To which the girl responded, "No, she comes with G.I. Joe, and she fakes it with Ken".