Holding your breath and trying to poop on every exercise? Even the leg abductor and adductor.
If you have weak abdominal muscles and hold your breath there is a lot of internal pressure put on your organs and want to be pushed outwards. You intestines can even end up in your ball sack and out your ass hole.
i honestly can’t tell if you guys are joking or not
Actually I’m being serious <---- look at my face, does that look serious to you?
JK I’m not serious but yes it’s a infection of your anus. I described a hernia to scare you.
woah, one of us assholes needs to look this up on the internets, because I always thought your “joking” response was what it really was. It’s an infection?
Well it can be if it breaks open and fecal matter gets into it?[/quote]
Fuck that made me gag. Why did I have to buy chocolate protein this month?
Holding your breath and trying to poop on every exercise? Even the leg abductor and adductor.
If you have weak abdominal muscles and hold your breath there is a lot of internal pressure put on your organs and want to be pushed outwards. You intestines can even end up in your ball sack and out your ass hole.
i honestly can’t tell if you guys are joking or not
Actually I’m being serious <---- look at my face, does that look serious to you?
JK I’m not serious but yes it’s a infection of your anus. I described a hernia to scare you.
woah, one of us assholes needs to look this up on the internets, because I always thought your “joking” response was what it really was. It’s an infection?
Well it can be if it breaks open and fecal matter gets into it?
Fuck that made me gag. Why did I have to buy chocolate protein this month?[/quote]
Is it more fucked up that I’m drinking chocolate flavoured protein looking at hemorrhoid pictures right before my workout?
Holding your breath and trying to poop on every exercise? Even the leg abductor and adductor.
If you have weak abdominal muscles and hold your breath there is a lot of internal pressure put on your organs and want to be pushed outwards. You intestines can even end up in your ball sack and out your ass hole.
i honestly can’t tell if you guys are joking or not
Actually I’m being serious <---- look at my face, does that look serious to you?
JK I’m not serious but yes it’s a infection of your anus.
i call bullshit on that face!
At least my ass hole loves me! Excuse me while I go shave it and stoke it as I call it brownie ;)[/quote]
bastard
don’t get pregnant
don’t fist your asshole…actually don’t put anything up your ass…ever, unless you are a girl or a homosexual male, then accept peni’s and the occasional tongue if your partner is down for that
If you have a hemroid/s that are flaring up, for the love of god, DO NOT use a bunch of toilet paper. It will make them burn and itch 3 times worse. I know it sounds like another pain in the ass but if you can hold off until you get home to shit, do not use TP and just take a shower afterwards (mark my words) your ass will love you for it.
Yeah the wiki has a fantastic pic. Ill try to get one of my own but its so fucking hard to spread my ass cheeks, bend over AND take a picture. Usually its my BF that does that.
But for real, it fucking sucks and I know some of you bastards have had 1 or them. Hemmy’s FTL!!!
I don’t know if I actually have hemorrhoids, but if I don’t wipe well, or get SWAS, my ass gets really, really, really itchy. Almost like an uncomfortable burn/itch.
Maybe I should get that checked out…
…and LOL! Hairy hemorrhoid ass at Wiki. Brilliant shit.