Thanks for the info fellers, though, to tell you the truth I'm scared shitless to bring it with me to the lab. I've got too much to lose. I don't regularly work with the spectrometers, and would certainly gain attention. I could do it at night when no ones around but again, too scared. So, that being said, I think I might use a medical/reference laboratory. Tell me this, if I sent a sample of non-biological origin(in the U.S.), would the proprietor of the laboratory be obligated to report it, if confirmed positive. I know, though not entirely for certain, that if it is a sample of biological origin (i.e. urine) it would be protected under HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) regardless if I am a healthcare provider or not, correct? I've used labs in the past when I was in a drug-free job for carboxy-THC and I am not a HCP. I was thinking of maybe sending a piss sample, diluted of course, to say just below LD50(haha), and see what I get back. I'll tell em' just to test for stanozolol under the presumption that it may or may not be metabolized. Does this sound like a safe and jailproof plan?