Send her here:
The Mighty Muffin
http://www.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/the_mighty_muffin
If it works, it should fill her with self-loathing and revulsion. Conveiniently, she will be at a site where she can get all the information she needs to go from fat to fab, or whatever the alliteration of the day is.