Help me please!

i once went an entire semester without changing my bedsheets. if you wipe a dryer sheet over them every week they’re “clean”

now about your penis…

Harley 63,

We are not going to tell you how to get the wrinkles out of your penis.

What are you guys talking about… my penis doesnt have any wrinkles?

Use either dryer sheets or fabric softener, but much more importantly, buy higher quality sheets. There are HUGE differences in quality and softness of cotton. They’ll cost more, but Royal Velvet brand (no, they’re not actually velvet – they’re cotton) are SUPER-soft, and I can’t imagine them having any wrinkles that wouldn’t get softened right up as soon as you lied down on the bed once.