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Help Finding A Movie

So my mom is having a birthday soon and I want to find a movie she rented a long time ago that would be a good wtf kinda thing.

Well it actually has a special place in our relationship…

This is a movie about Asian organized crime from the 70s I think…

There’s a scene in it where a guy is torturing a girl and says he’s going to put a snapping turtle on her tits…

Actually the line was “once he bites your tit he will never let go”

I repeated that line nonstop and everytime id get my ass kicked by her

Id also like to get her a stuffed turtle and a card that says “will never let go”

Any help finding the movie? I have no idea what it is called.

1st: http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/d/deathdimen/

2nd: WTF is wrong with yall??? Jesus this explains a lot about the things you post…

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
1st: http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/d/deathdimen/

2nd: WTF is wrong with yall??? Jesus this explains a lot about the things you post…[/quote]

ahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahaahahahaha

Ninja Turtles - The Early Years

What a nice touch. You’re giving your mom an unforgetable birthday.

Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.

I didn’t know turtles were mammals.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I didn’t know turtles were mammals.
[/quote]

They aren’t…

I think this is what you were looking for: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111252/

I hope my son will be just like you :slight_smile:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
1st: http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/d/deathdimen/

2nd: WTF is wrong with yall??? Jesus this explains a lot about the things you post…[/quote]

Thanks. For the find.

[quote]Cuso wrote:
What a nice touch. You’re giving your mom an unforgetable birthday.[/quote]

I know. Spoil her. I really do.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I hope my son will be just like you :slight_smile:

Well this means we will need to have sex with each other

[/quote]

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.
[/quote]

It was a joke: Asian gangsters aren’t suitable birthday surprises but tittyvore turtles are.
Sometimes it’s what I don’t say…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.
[/quote]

My friend recently bought his prim mother a copy of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Fincher’s version), thinking she’d like it as it was a good movie. Then somebody reminded him about the dildo rape scene and he had a change of heart. I don’t think he gave her the DVD in the end. I’ll have to ask.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.
[/quote]

My friend recently bought his prim mother a copy of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Fincher’s version), thinking she’d like it as it was a good movie. Then somebody reminded him about the dildo rape scene and he had a change of heart. I don’t think he gave her the DVD in the end. I’ll have to ask. [/quote]

My mommy might be getting two movies now.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.
[/quote]

It was a joke: Asian gangsters aren’t suitable birthday surprises but tittyvore turtles are.
Sometimes it’s what I don’t say…[/quote]

U figured that’s what you meant

Did you drop your mother on her head?

If possible could you film her reaction to getting your present?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Asian gangsters aren’t appropriate material for a birthday gift, IMO.[/quote]

I am open to suggestions.
[/quote]

My friend recently bought his prim mother a copy of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Fincher’s version), thinking she’d like it as it was a good movie. Then somebody reminded him about the dildo rape scene and he had a change of heart. I don’t think he gave her the DVD in the end. I’ll have to ask. [/quote]

My mommy might be getting two movies now.[/quote]

I might know someone who’s selling a cheap, slightly used copy.