Help: 18 Almost 19 and Never Had a Girlfriend or Even Kissed a Girl

what’s the matter? Don’t you like that meseeks is imagining you as a lesbian and jerking off to you?

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The main reason I pose a secksay lesbian on other message boards … the power is intoxicating

you’re… not a sexy lesbian?

Sexy. Yes. Lesbian. No. Surprise!!

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Yeah to put it mildly I’m thoroughly creeped out. Oh well. Guess it’s my own fault for not maintaining a presence the last few years, and stepping outside the pharma forum.

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Does your wife know you’re an undercover brotha?

No. And due to recent developments within her body, she’s very, very confused about what she thought was basic biology

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And drive a Tesla.

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LOL We all lost our profile pics when they did the big change over. You had to reload that pic. I wish I still had the Unicron pic.

LOLOLOLOK

WTF?
Umm, thanks – a lot.

Oh my god that was beautiful.

Brought a little tear to my eye.

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BUMP

for the lolz

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@flipcollar just wants to watch the world burn.

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he posted a thread asking that his username and his stupid old threads be deleted. I HAD NO CHOICE

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This is gold

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