Help: 18 Almost 19 and Never Had a Girlfriend or Even Kissed a Girl

last paragraph is legit. younger girls like older guys and any girl regardless of how attractive she is will always go with/settle with the guy who is “higher up” or seems to be more “superior” in whatever way that may be. Could be looks, money, social status, “success” in school, in work etc…its the cold hard truth. People leave high school and realize whats “out there” Thats when shit gets real lol suddenly they go from wanting the “cute boi that took me to prom” to "wheres tall dark n handsome daddy with the 6 figure income, 2018 Jaguar, doesn’t live with parents, house parties on weekdays lol

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Yeah but he’s asking about females in this thread, :smiley:

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Does it really though…?

I can’t imagine what it’s like to be 14 & have access to the circus freak show that is modern porn any time of the day, on your phone. It’s common sense it’s gonna fuck a lot of kids’ heads up.

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First they tell me it’ll make me go blind, now it’s killing my social skills… Actually may explain why I was streaming it on a 55 inch TV yesterday…

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I figured out the secret. Dye your hair purple. I dyed my hair purple and I have never gotten as much female attention as I do now… I got cat-called by a woman in a parking lot yesterday…

And if it doesn’t work for you, it washes out in a couple weeks and you must be a really ugly motherfucker.

@flipcollar, no wonder you dye your hair different colors!

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This is so easy…Please take notes

Gym + tinder = smash

#yurwelcome

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Fixed.

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it works because it screams confidence. There are a lot of things about me that I do intentionally for the same purpose. I smile and laugh a lot, especially when I’m meeting a girl for the first time. I make sure I never come across as ‘stiff’. I have answers to the basic questions I expect to be asked already prepared. I don’t stumble over myself when a girl asks ‘what do you do for fun?’

Stuff like that will always work. You want to come across as supremely self confident, like you don’t need the attention of anyone else to justify your self worth, and you simultaneously want to make sure the girl you’re talking to knows she has your full attention, and that the man across from her, who doesn’t need anyone else to be happy, has still taken an interest in her.

Oh. And also be extraordinarily attractive. That helps.

#itworks

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This was supposed to be a link to Tom Brady’s SNL skit from a while ago where he’s in a sexual harassment PSA but no dice on a link that works here.

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For some people (perhaps more)

Wait… what?

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Man, shhhh, you don’t say shit like that to the crazy guy!!

Oh Fuck No!! Now you’ve brought me into it!!!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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You heard :smile:

My hair is really long. That makes a big difference I think. Maybe not. But purple hair rocks for the ladies when you have long hair.

Always knew you were a damn hippy. Next thing you’ll tell me you wear birkenstocks and recycle.

Lol…yup. I do both… and I have hundreds of Grateful Dead shows, sound boards. Not those shitty audience recordings.

So I am a damn hippie because I believe real hippies who studied and did their homework would be conservatives. It was always better being a contributor than a leech.

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Paralysis by analysis. You’re way overthinking this. Who cares that you have no experience at 19? You shouldn’t!

I never had a girlfriend until 20. And was never laid until 21. I had other priorities in high school that i would devote my time to; my chosen sport, academics, and my hobbies. I was a scholarship athlete in college, met someone freshman year, and was with her for 4 years. Once that ended it was a total shitstorm of more women than I care to admit to for several years before I settled down. It just takes one to break whatever is keeping you out of the game. For me it was other priorities, and also some insecurity when dealing with girls. After 4 years with someone the insecurity was gone, I was well educated, A former athlete who was now lifting for aesthetics, had a good job, relatively good looking, and no longer felt awkward interacting.

Just do you. Drop the anxiety about your non issue. And be yourself when out and about. And learn to talk to women without any worry of rejection, while having zero expectations…theres millions of them out there.

Dat ass doe

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