Hello, I'm Drunk

Electric_E · March 30, 2008, 1:32pm

I like to entertain

She did try waking me, even had the nice knickers on!

I do remember her trying, maybe I should have said she couldn’t rouse me, I just could not be arsed by that point.

No hangover today thanks to lots of water anadin, ZMA and a Mcdonalds breakfast.

Uncle_Gabby · March 30, 2008, 2:48pm

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You’re out of luck
I’m rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I’m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It’s all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I’m sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I’m about to drop
My head’s a mess
The only salvation is
I’ll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin’ retainer
Put it in your purse

I’m too drunk to fuck
You’re to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It’s all I need right now Oh baby
I’m melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

GetSwole · March 30, 2008, 2:51pm

Dammit i was hoping you banfed that cnut

Padilla7921 · March 30, 2008, 3:32pm

you know, this was a truly disappointing ending to a great thread. no hangover, no banfing, jeez. damn.

NateOrade · March 30, 2008, 4:44pm

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nephorm · March 30, 2008, 6:07pm

[quote]streamline wrote:
You’ll really enjoy reading this post in the morning. Never saw a drunk type before, but you type like you are most likly talking. Have a great night![/quote]

I have been the recipient of several drunken PMs and open posts. I was drunk dialed quite a bit in college, too.

I must have a sign on my back.

BF_Bullpup · March 30, 2008, 6:19pm

[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
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You will kindly leave Knight Rider out of this discussion. Thank you.

Wow, E.E., you had a great game yesterday.

Electric_E · March 30, 2008, 6:37pm

[quote]Padilla7921 wrote:
you know, this was a truly disappointing ending to a great thread. no hangover, no banfing, jeez. damn.[/quote]

Sorry about that dude, maybe I should have made some shit up

CantStop · March 30, 2008, 6:49pm

banf = my new favourite word.

Padilla7921 · March 30, 2008, 6:54pm

[quote]Electric_E wrote:
Sorry about that dude, maybe I should have made some shit up

[/quote]

Lol. Do it again next week and you’ll more than make up for it.

Jhuczko · March 30, 2008, 6:59pm

Great Thread!

Zap_Branigan · March 30, 2008, 10:28pm

[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
streamline wrote:
You’ll really enjoy reading this post in the morning. Never saw a drunk type before, but you type like you are most likly talking. Have a great night!

If you’ve been on the internet this long, trust me… you’ve seen plenty of drunk people typing before…Lol They are just drunk keyboard ninjas.

Once I was so hammered by myself. I was on some other forum and I wrote 2 paragraphs in some political forum.
When I woke up the next day, I went back and all I wrote were two paragraphs of jibberish with punctuation.
It was the greatest post of all time.

Well, you fared better than me…I just woke up banned.

[/quote]

At least you didn’t wake up pregnant.

Uncle_Gabby · March 30, 2008, 10:45pm

Who changed the name of this thread anyway? “ello” was much better.

Uncle_Gabby · March 30, 2008, 10:46pm

oops, double posht (hic)

Electric_E · March 30, 2008, 10:49pm

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Who changed the name of this thread anyway? “ello” was much better.[/quote]

Mods

zephead4747 · March 30, 2008, 11:09pm

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight