A man is sentenced to Hell for all eternity. But first he gets an intake interview with Satan.
Satan says, "Well, considering you sins, I can give you your choice of 3 punishments."
"Fine" says the man, "show me."
Behind Door #1, Satan shows men and women standing on their heads on a wooden floor. "Must hurt," thought the damned soul.
Behind Door #2, Satan shows men and women standing on their heads on a concrete floor. "Worse," thought the damned soul.
At last, Satan shows what's behind Door #3: Men and women up to their knees in shit, but drinking coffee.
"Well, that's not so bad for an eternity," thinks the damned soul. And he says to Satan, " I will take Door #3."
"Very well," says Satan as he admits the man through Door #3, and yells out, "OK, suckers, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!"