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If Tom Cruise is the “Christ” of Scientology, can we arrange his crucifixion?

[quote]steinnes wrote:
If Tom Cruise is the “Christ” of Scientology, can we arrange his crucifixion?[/quote]

But then someone would say he came back to life 3 days later and a couple thousand years later, some poor country would be filled with even-crazier Cruisians.

That truly is a terrifying thought…

[quote]Cunnivore wrote:
But then someone would say he came back to life 3 days later and a couple thousand years later, some poor country would be filled with even-crazier Cruisians.[/quote]

That is a disturbing thought…

There must be something wrong with me… I had no recollection of having commented already.

[quote]steinnes wrote:
There must be something wrong with me… I had no recollection of having commented already.[/quote]

Lost time, huh? We need to clear your thetans.

[quote]steinnes wrote:
There must be something wrong with me… I had no recollection of having commented already.[/quote]

The power of cruise compelled you to comment twice.