Healing The Fatassedness

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Cycle 30 De-load

Speed Rope/Simple 6/Med Ball Throws

Bench Press
Bar x 15
135 x 5
165 x 5
195 x 3

230 x 5
265 x 3
300 x 1
330 x 2

Cable Rows 3 sets of 10
Triceps Rope Pulldowns 3 sets of 10
Face Pulls 3 sets of 12

Efficient de-load session

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Cycle 30 Deload

Beginner Prep Warmup
Mobility
Box Jumps x 10

Deadlift
135 x 10
225 x 5
225 x 3

265 x 5
300 x 3
340 x 1
375 x 1 Went to shit, lousy set-up.

Hack Sled 270 x 8 x 3 sets

20 minutes stationary bike

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Cycle 30 Deload Final Day

Speed Rope 300
Simple 6
Med Ball Throws x 10

OH Press
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 3

155 x 5
175 x 3
200 x 1
220 x 1

Lat Pulls
Cable Rows
Face Pulls
Triceps pushdowns

35 minutes stationary bike

Thursday, September 6, 2018

3 mile walk in 56 minutes

Friday, September 7, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 1 Day 1

Speed Rope x 300
Lots of Mobility
Box Jumps x 15
Band Pull Aparts x 100

Squats TM 375
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 3

245 x 5
280 x 5
320 x 8
280 x 5
245 x 10

RDLs 155 x 12 x 3

Leg Curls

Chins/Pullups 55# assistance x 40 total

Ab Roller x 35

Late night sessions after some errands. Got a rack after 9:30p, got booted out at closing time 90 minutes later. Good work, no fumbly reps, or regretted sets. Fine way to begin a cycle.

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 1 Day 2

Speed Rope x 350
Simple 6 & some lower mobility
Med Ball Throws x 15

Bench Press TM 335
Bar x 15
135 x 5
165 x 5
195 x 5

225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 11 -Smashed it. New Rep PR. Didn’t try #12 because I had no spotter.
255 x 5
225 x 10

DB Rows 85# x 50/side
DB Bench Press 60# x 60/side

Face Pulls

20 minutes stationary bike

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 1 Day 3

Jumping Jacks to warm up
Mobility

Deadlift TM 385 -5’s week
135 x 10
225 x 5
225 x 3

265 x 5
295 x 5
325 x 10
295 x 5
255 x 10

Hack Squat Sled
270 x 30 total

Lat Pulls x 60

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

30 minutes stationary bike

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Speed Rope x 300
Simple 6

OH Press TM 225
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 5

145 x 5
170 x 5
190 x 10
170 x 5
145 x 8
Not a great effort

Chest Supported DB rows
40# x 60/side

BW Dips x 25

Face Pulls
Triceps rope pulldowns

20 minutes stationary bike

Friday, September 14, 2018

Stationary bike 30 minutes

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 2 Day 1

Speed Rope x 350
Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Squats TM 375
Bar x 10
135 x 6
185 x 5
225 x 3
260 x 3
300 x 3
340 x 6
300 x 3
260 x 8

RDLs 155 x 12 x 3 sets

Leg curls 100 x 10 x 3 sets

Ab roller x 30

Stepmill intervals x 8 minutes

Monday, September 17, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 2 Day 2

Jumping Jacks warm up
Simple 6 & Friends mobility

Bench Press TM 335 3’s week
Bar x 15
135 x 6
185 x 5
205 x 3
235 x 3
270 x 3
300 x 8 Needed a little help for #9.
270 x 3 paused
235 x 6 paused

DB Rows 95# x 38/side

DB Bench Press 60# x 60/side

Face Pulls x 75

20 min stationary bike

Damn, Monday is National Bench Press Day.

My son turned 21 today. I’m getting old.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

30 minutes stationary bike plus some inclined dreadmill walk.

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 2 Day 3
Speed Rope x 325
Mobility
Box Jumps - 15

Deadlift TM 385 3’s week
135 x 10
225 x 5
245 x 3

275 x 3
315 x 3
345 x 10
315 x 3
275 x 10
I could’ve gone home here fulfilled.

Hack Sled Squats 270 x 10 x 3 sets

Abench crunches

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 2 Day 4

Speed Rope x 325
Simple 6
Med Ball Throws x 15

OH Press TM 225
Bar x 15
95 x 6
115 x 5
135 x 4

160 x 3
180 x 3
205 x 7
180 x 3
160 x 10

Dips w a lil assistance x 50 total

Pull/chin-ups w assistance x 44 total

Monday, September 24, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 3 Day 1
Mobility

Squats TM 375
Bar x 15
135 x 8
185 x 5
235 x 3
280 x 5
320 x 3
355 x 3 Obvs not a PR. First 2 were tits, #3 I rolled onto my toes, turned into a good morning.
320 x 3
280 x 5 Capped at 5, but a really awesome last set.

RDLs 185 x 10 x 3 sets

Leg Press 388 x 10 x 3 sets

Leg Curls 3 sets of 10

Stationary bike for 20 minutes

I’ll just repeat the TM for squats next month.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 3 Day 2

Went in cold, and straight to the bench

Bench Press TM 335 5/3/1’s week
Bar x 15
135 x 10
185 x 5
205 x 3
225 x 3
255 x 5
285 x 3
320 x 6 Last one a grinder
285 x 3
255 x 8

DB Rows 85# x 60 total

DB Bench Press 60# x 60 total

Face Pulls

20 minutes stationary bike

Friday, September 28, 2018

50 years ago today I came into the world screaming…and didn’t stop for 3 months. So my mom says.

Cycle 31 Week 3 Day 3

Speed Rope 325
Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Deadlift TM 385
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 3
265 x 3

295 x 5
325 x 3
365 x 8 New Rep PR
325 x 3
295 x 5 capped

Hack squat sled
230 x 35 total

Ab roller x 40 total

Saturday, September 29, 2018

30 minutes stationary bike

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Cycle 31 Week 3 Day 4

Speed Rope x 300
Simple 6
Med Ball Throws x 15

OH Press TM 225
Bar x 15
100 x 5
120 x 5
145 x 3

170 x 5
190 x 3
215 x 5 Mediocre
190 x 3
170 x 8

BW Dips x 35 total
Assisted pullups/chins x 25 total
Face pulls x 60

20 minutes elliptical

That flushes that cycle down the shitter.

Monday, October 1, 2018

Stationary bike for 30 min

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Cycle 32 Week 1 Day 1 -going with the 3/5/1 sequencing

Speed Rope x 350
Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Squats TM 375 3’s week
Bar x 10
135 x 5
190 x 5
230 x 3

260 x 3
300 x 3
340 x 6 Dammit, had 7 (a PR) in the bag. But on rep 3 felt a nasty pull in my left ribcage…after rep 6 I held at the top and debated going for another…racked it after about 20 secs.

300 x 3
260 x 5

RDLs 185 x 10

Leg Curls
Calf Raises -seriously, while waiting for a leg press to open up.

There were lines at the leg press, so I went home to ice my side. This is pretty sore now.

Friday, October 5, 2018

Cycle 32 Week 1 Day 2

Speed Rope
Simple 6
Med Ball Throws x 15

Bench Press TM 340
Bar x 15
135 x 8
185 x 5
225 x 3

245 x 3
275 x 3
305 x 9 New Rep PR Number nine was a testicle poppin’, nightmare bitch of a grind, but the spotter kept his mitts off it.

275 x 3 paused
245 x 5 x 3 sets

DB Rows 85# x 60/side total
DB Bench 60#/side x 60 total

Face Pulls

20 minutes stationary bike

Gun Show: Did 3 sets of EZ Bar Curlz before heading home. Oh, and my wounded oblique kept its fucking mouth shut through the whole ordeal.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Stationary bike 30 minutes

P.M. Evening walk 2.5 miles in 45 minutes

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Cycle 32 Week 1 Day 3

Speed Rope x 300
Mobility
Box Jumps x 15

Deadlift TM 395. 3’s Week
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 3
245 x 3

275 x 3
315 x 3
355 x 8. Mostly full stop. Really solid set.
315 x 3
275 x 5

225 x 5 Sumo

Band pull aparts

Leg Press 6, 8, 10 plates x 10 each

Ab roller x 30

Monday, October 8, 2018

Stationary bike for 30 minutes

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Cycle 32 Week 1 Day 4

OH Press TM 230
Bar x 15
95 x 8
115 x 5
140 x 5

160 x 3
185 x 3
205 x 8 New Rep PR
185 x 3
160 x 5 x 3 sets

BW Dips x 35

Pullups/Chins w 55# assistance x 30

Face Pulls

Lat Pulls 4 sets of 10

20 minutes stationary bike

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

3 mile walk in 54 minutes

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Cycle 32 Week 2 Day 1

Squat TM 375 (take 2) 5’s week - No PR attempt
135 x 10
185 x 6
215 x 5

245 x 5
280 x 5
320 x 5
280 x 5
245 x 5

RDLs 185 x 10 x 3 sets

Leg Curls 3 sets of 10

Leg Extension 3 sets of 10

BW Back Raises 3 sets of 10

Had a 405 Brigade Homie sighting today, I think. Had a guy in a hoodie with gloves slamming machine weights every single rep.