I’m curious. What’s with the paranoia about posting a picture of yourself in the Photo Forum that actually includes your face in it? Number one, if you have any kind of a sculpted physique, and claim to be, oh over the age of thirty, or that you’ve only been training for two years, there is a whole pack of salivating wolves ready to pounce on you and tear your chiseled torso into strips of beef jerky. “You lifted that photo from last months GQ – show your face, liar!!!” they’ll scream.
Number two, do you really think that some deranged psycho is actually going to look at your picture, see your face, and become so enraged, or so infatuated, that they’ll put that face together with your “name” – Pqd3jobey – and hunt you down in your home town to either kill you, or worse yet, rape you?
Or are you afraid that Johnny Lunchbucket in the cubicle next to you is going to suddenly shout “Jesus Christ, Bif, I didn’t realize you were such a fat fuck!” when he stumbles across your photo while perusing T-Mag? Come on! Show some sack, quit setting yourself up for ridicule from the wolves, and post a real photo. I know if I can whittle away enough fat from this here frame, I’ll be posting a photo in the spring, and I’ll actually have the audacity to gasp post one that includes my ugly mug.