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Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl


#181

All you need is 1 woman with bad judgement. Worked for me.


#182

There ain’t no beta orbiting in a catholic neighborhood when you have a bag of weed and a Black Sabbath tape.

It’s like tying a porkchop to your neck and diving into a pit of Rottweilers.


#183

Sabbath fucking rule. I went to a talk by Tony Iommi recently all about how awesome it is to be Tony Iommi.

By the sounds of things, it’s pretty awesome to be Tony Iommi.


#184

Imagine going to something like that and the person telling you about how terrible life is and they regret everything.


#185

I think that’s how it would be if Kurt Cobain didn’t off himself