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Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl


All you need is 1 woman with bad judgement. Worked for me.


There ain’t no beta orbiting in a catholic neighborhood when you have a bag of weed and a Black Sabbath tape.

It’s like tying a porkchop to your neck and diving into a pit of Rottweilers.


Sabbath fucking rule. I went to a talk by Tony Iommi recently all about how awesome it is to be Tony Iommi.

By the sounds of things, it’s pretty awesome to be Tony Iommi.


Imagine going to something like that and the person telling you about how terrible life is and they regret everything.


I think that’s how it would be if Kurt Cobain didn’t off himself