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Have We Seen This Guy Yet?

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/5/15086-trainerhulk_[_].jpg

Don’t know anything about him 'cept that he’s hanging out with “Ginger” spice(?)

That and the fact that he looks to be enormous (tall, big, wide etc.) An overall huge guy.

He has more mass on one of his calves than both her legs combined.

The Freak and The Giant.

Or Freaking The Giant.

Damn–is that “lunch on a leash?”

Apparently he’s her trainer and bodyguard, fucking huge bastard.

The dog doesn’t look like it has enough calories for even one of his meals.

How to look bigger in one easy step:

Hang around small people.

She’s 5’2.

[quote]meangenes wrote:
How to look bigger in one easy step:

Hang around small people.

She’s 5’2.[/quote]

I hear ya there but even with the sidewalk slant, he looks to be about 6’-5" or so. Probably 300lbs? Just guesses, I don’t work at the carnival or anything!

[quote]meangenes wrote:
How to look bigger in one easy step:

Hang around small people.

She’s 5’2.[/quote]

And stand uphill.

Not very chivalrous either. Shouldn’t he be on the other side of her in reference to the road? What a great bodyguard.

Yea, I’m hatin’.

I always thought Geri Haliwell was the hottest spice (no pun intended).

This has little to do with the thread, but I’m sure everybody wanted to know.

Back to the thread (and then I’m off to do some real work), he’s still big on (more) level ground:

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=GERI%20HALLIWELL#5256095362492984677

Hey, is “poop-scooping” a valid form of GPP?

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23399614-details/Geri+and+her+poop-scooping+personal+trainer/article.do

[quote]derek wrote:
meangenes wrote:
How to look bigger in one easy step:

Hang around small people.

She’s 5’2.

I hear ya there but even with the sidewalk slant, he looks to be about 6’-5" or so. Probably 300lbs? Just guesses, I don’t work at the carnival or anything![/quote]

The site says he’s 250

[quote]Miserere wrote:
I always thought Geri Haliwell was the hottest spice (no pun intended).

This has little to do with the thread, but I’m sure everybody wanted to know.

Back to the thread (and then I’m off to do some real work), he’s still big on (more) level ground:

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=GERI%20HALLIWELL#5256095362492984677

Hey, is “poop-scooping” a valid form of GPP?

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23399614-details/Geri+and+her+poop-scooping+personal+trainer/article.do
[/quote]

He may be huge, but his “poop scoop” form sucks. Anyone who doesn’t know the proper form for picking up shit, should not be a trainer. Screw it, he’s big.

So trainer/bodyguard = picking up a spice girl’s dog shit? I feel for the guy

[quote]Addicted wrote:
He may be huge, but his “poop scoop” form sucks. Anyone who doesn’t know the proper form for picking up shit, should not be a trainer. Screw it, he’s big.[/quote]

LOL!
He just grabs the shit and squishes it between his fingers.

:slight_smile:

[quote]Addicted wrote:

He may be huge, but his “poop scoop” form sucks. Anyone who doesn’t know the proper form for picking up shit, should not be a trainer. Screw it, he’s big.[/quote]

All that non-functional muscle he has is getting in the way to do the job properly.

Even if you crop the girl out of the pic, the dude is still huge. Quit hating.

This has a hilarious tie-in to the “functional” debate.

Even not knowing how much chin-ups or Swiss-ball sit-ups the guy can do…

Does anyone think that guy is going to get mugged? Does anyone think people are going to heckle at that couple as they walk by?

So even if he can’t complete the “300 workout,” his muscles are helping him serve in his function as bodyguard.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
This has a hilarious tie-in to the “functional” debate.

Even not knowing how much chin-ups or Swiss-ball sit-ups the guy can do…

Does anyone think that guy is going to get mugged? Does anyone think people are going to heckle at that couple as they walk by?

So even if he can’t complete the “300 workout,” his muscles are helping him serve in his function as bodyguard. [/quote]

I’d take him down and slap on an armbar. I know jujitsu ya know?

[quote]allNatural wrote:
derek wrote:
meangenes wrote:
How to look bigger in one easy step:

Hang around small people.

She’s 5’2.

I hear ya there but even with the sidewalk slant, he looks to be about 6’-5" or so. Probably 300lbs? Just guesses, I don’t work at the carnival or anything!

The site says he’s 250
[/quote]

That’s hard for me to believe. I’d guess 270 at the very least but what do I know?

How tall is he, anyone?