Russians get day off to procreate, then win prizes
By The Denver Post
Moscow - A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.
The hope is for a brood of babies exactly nine months later on Russia's national day. Couples who "give birth to a patriot" during the June 12 festivities win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes."
How many of you gents would be willing to take a day off to bang your gf/wife? Do it for your country, my brothers!!