Hello T-Nation, I wanted to share a problem with you. You see, my friends and I have been “working out” for the past few months and we accidentally got pretty big. I ate McDonald’s a couple times a week, did a few sets of lunges and my sixpack was gone almost instantly, replaced by shuddering roll upon roll of BEEFCAKE.
This normally wouldn’t bother me, but it seems our craniums have grown in addition to our massive arms, chest and whatever other muscle groups there are. The only one who can fit into normal clothes now is me on the right. My friend in the middle is so big he outgrew his hair and he’s bald now.
That red cap you see me wearing? That’s not a beanie. It’s an extra large tarp from Kmart.
What can we do? Will we ever lead normal lives again, or are we forever condemned to buying just slightly bigger than the ones we currently wear?