Ok, like I saw this girl tonight at the Gym. First time I ever seen her. She was on the eliptical trainer, I was on the tread mill.
You have to understand that my last name is not Iglasius or Zoolander, nor am I a musclehead, I am just me. But I noticed that she was staring at me. She was talking to a friend and every time I looked at her, she looked at me. I wondered...do my shorts look too tight, do I have my shirt on inside out. A double check showed negative.
She looked way out of my league. Blond with a cute little ponytail, gorgeous smile, wicked bum. Immediatly all my problems of the day went away and it was quit the day (numerous bitch slaps to Bill gates was my primary concern before this) Something felt good about her. Some unexplained nervous but warm feeling was inside of me and made me smile.
Oh no, I couldn't go talk to her, not me. My face was red, stomach in knots, nothing witty would ever come out in this state anyway. So I finised my workout and left I will probably never see her again.
My question is:
Why do you do this girls? My god, do you realize the power you have. Do you understand? Please don't do it anymore. PLEASE! I need to concentrate and focus.