Here, allow me to translate. :
I didn't even try to correct the grammar because I couldn't figure it out. Here's what I think he's trying to say:
He's been working out for a little over a year. He wanted to get big so he started by bulking, but he's not happy with his progress.
Here's the part that blew my mind: He's thin, he has fat that doesn't show, yet the fat that doesn't show is covering his muscles, which also don't show. In otherwords, I think he's a shadow.
This is further substantiated by the fact that he states that he THINKS he has fats but that they don't show. I think he's referring to the fatty tissue that cushions his organs, which would explain why the fats don't show.
He has also tried to diet and shit out everything inside of his body, followed by cardio five or six times a day, but this had the (apparently) uanticipated effect of making him thin.
I think he also forgot that he posted here:
Where he states that he doesn't do deadlifts but he does do curls, and here:
Where he states that he's 83 years old, not 18 like we previously thought, and here:
Where suddenly his training age has dropped from just over a year to 8 months.
So, in essence, we have an anorexic, bolemic, ignorant, attention-deficit-disorder-having, stubborn elderly gentleman in a child's body.
Lord, help us.
Oh, and in case you're wondering? Yes, I did have a serving of Crabby Flakes this morning, so GET OFF MY ASS!!!