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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


That's just good stuff right there!

Just so you all can feel me...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Oh and just so I make sure...GOD BLESS THE A.C.L. Fucking U.


I guess that's just about where the lawyers and politically correct have taken us.


My dad sent it to me. Don't know where he got it, but it somehow seemed...appropriate.


Merry Christmas!

(screw politically corectness!...how can it be politically incorrect anyway, when you're sending best wishes to someone?)


How horribly insensitive of you...


You are not supposed to mention the word "Christmas" because it has the word "Christ" in it. If you use the word "Christ" you might offend the politically correct (and others).



jesus christ monkeyballs i'm offended by this thread.


The ACLU really has more shit to worry about than Christmas having the word Christ in it. It is sad.

Merry Christmas you prics :wink:


I agree! I hate all the PC bullshit.



Well, looks like we're going to have to call the ACLU on you anyway. You see, your generic greeting was offered only in English text, which of course excludes everyone who does not speak english, as well as anyone who is blind and/or illiterate. See you in court you heartless bastard!


You really want to go against the PC, say Merry X-mas.


Excellent! LOL