"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."
Just because I knew a girl in high school who pissed herself after she got too drunk at a party. For the rest of her time at high school she was known as Miles Davis by about 60% of the student population.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up.
Virginia: Hey! What's going on? Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. Virginia: Why don't you just put it down? Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?