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Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison??


Which do you like best and whats your favorite part?

Happy Gilmore for me. Favorite part: When he meets chubbs for the first time next to the batting cage and chubbs breaks out his hand and the alligators eyeball.

"Hellll no, damn alligator, bit my hand off"
"Oh my god!"
"i got him though, i tore that suckas eye out"
"your pretty sick chubbs"


Gilmore for sure.


Happy Gilmore is my favorite of pretty much all the Sandler movies. I haven't seen the latest ones his production company produced though.

Favorite part: Whenever that chick was shown in the garter belt outfit holding two pitchers of beer.
The fight with Bob Barker was funny as hell too.




Billy Madison.

But, Big Daddy was far better than both.

"Stop looking at me SWAN!"

"Ta, ta, ta, today JUNIOR!"


Billy Madison. The dead clown. Happy Gilmore ruled, too.


probly billy madison but its a close call

"However, is there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap, do I make myself clear?"

"yes sir"
"yes sir"


They way they portrayed his drive in Happy Gilmore was freakin awesome.

I liked the first golf shots he takes. It's also cool in the batting cage when he's trying to toughen up for hockey.

It might have been nice to see a couple more hole in ones though. They could have played up the "lengendary-ness" a little bit.


Touch call. But I have to go with Happy.

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

etc, etc, etc (I need to watch again to refresh my memory of quotes)


Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."

Just because I knew a girl in high school who pissed herself after she got too drunk at a party. For the rest of her time at high school she was known as Miles Davis by about 60% of the student population.



Apollo Creed teaching him how to golf...and that fucking alligator. Awesome.


Gotta be Gilmore for me.

"Hey Shoter, wanna go to Red Lobster??"


"Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep"


(after breaking glass window with a slapshot) "Are those goals regulation?!?!?!"

"Somebody's cloooooooooser..."

"Are you to good for your home?"

To many one liners...



Hell yeah!

Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up.

Virginia: Hey! What's going on?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Happy Gilmore: You're gonna die, clown.