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Happy Birthday TheBodyGuard


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Happy Birthday, BG!


#3

LOL!


#4

wait for it.....wait for itttttt.....

But aye happy birthday BG! From the woman too! Although, and I quote, "if I never hear that fecking Stevie Wonder song again it'll be too soon!" :stuck_out_tongue:


#5

Happy b-day, BG. Are you like one thousand now?


#6


Happy Birthday! OE beat me to the thread! But admittedly, his is better with the vid and all - Well played!


#7

Oh shit

The diner is about to get rowdy in a few hours. Dennys staff stands no chance. God help them.

I can see it now...

BG doing the charleston at the counter and knocking salt shakers over.


#8

Now that is fucking hilarious.

I was literally LOL.

Thanks!


#9

I'm NOT old!

lol


#10

Funniest post I've read in a while!

LMFAO!


#11

but don't forget some young waitress is likely to get fucked in the men's room!

fucking vampires.

:slightly_smiling:


#12

Happy Birthday old man, so tell me, how old where you when you babysat Jesus Christ ?


#13

Waitresses are just escorts that want a legit job for taxes.

They'll fuck anyone, especially if they think you'll give them a few extra nickles from your coin purse.

Damn humans

Aging and shit


#14

Its funny because you've been doing the exact same thing for the last decade.


#15

So how long you been a waitress??

Oh, and no more Charleston for me. Just last week while partying with some other crazy seniors at the Rotary Club, I almost broke my hip dancing!


#16

Happy Birthday!!!

Any special plans, besides going to Denny's?


#17

Wrong. My preference is the Jitterbug.


#18

Happy Birthday, BG!


#19

Little boy blew.

he needed the money.

ooooh!

Happy B-day BG~


#20

Eh, I been at it for a few weeks.

Aww poor BG..here, I know how much you enjoy these

Happy birthday.