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Happiness is...


#1

Walking into the gym and seeing that the powerrack is empty.

Doing one of those shits that is so clean that you don't have to wipe your arse.

Finding a bird who slips a finger up your arsehole while applying oral pleasure.


#2

...land


#3

Saturdays.


#4

....a warm gun


#5

and/or lets you snort cocaine off her tits


#6

The way a cigarette explodes when it's thrown from a moving car.

Retracting keychains.

Kicking ass in a video game you haven't played in ten years.


#7

Clapping erasers.


#8

finishing the workout you've been dreading.

setting PR's in all facets of life.

family.


#9

I am forever!!


#10

... when someone else does teh fapping for you.


#11

get psyllium seed husk fiber dude...

Sunny Friday afternoons...


#12

The first half of a trip.

The way up.

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#13

waking up to a girl giving you a blowjay...I miss college


#14

Haha, Happiness Island!

Nice!


#15

never having to wait to squat because your gym has two squat racks and a power rack.


#16

The first nut after a long dry spell.

Playing in your lady's hair on a lazy Sunday

Redlining a rented Charger down a lonely highway in Vegas


#17

Being the center of attention at the local stripclub!


#18

Supporting Single Moms.

Get that money...


#19

That first paycheck after you've paid off all your debt...


#20

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet....

...the mild cigar.