My gf's friend's boyfriend is a prick.
They've been together rather recently and he already got busted dating on the side. But she believes his hilarious excuses.
So now he -allegedly- cut his dick while shaving. To be precise, his foreskin.
It's been -allegedly/allegeldly- inflamed for three weeks, he's aleady been to a doc.
No, she has not seen it.
I'm laughing like a hyena, and my girlfriend can't tell her straight what seems rather transparent to us. She can't even lie ("I've had an ex who did this to me..") because her friend would still get mad ("What are you implying, bitch?!").
This is not necessarily a plea for help, as some people just seem to be begging to be deceived.
Maybe I should collect these stories and present my niece a rather big book on her 13th birthday?
Do they actually learn in that regard? Is it possible?