hahaha! awesome. i know this guy -a russian ex-speedskater, totally solid fireplug... everything in his personality is geared toward purpose. for instance he thinks it's foolish for me to have "hobbies" like lifting and shooting. he'd say something like " theyr people who spend whole liyfe perfeK-ting these things. you-R not 1 of theym."
anyway one day i was at his house up in the sticks and he had a .357 sig p229 on the counter and i said " yo k. let me take it out back ..." and he just looked at me with bemused disgust, took a long drag from his cigarette and said flatly:
" thet theng is 4 keeling,
not fyor shoooting et pay-per."