I'm thinking of being the only survivor from the 300 movie. The one that loses and eye and tells the story to everyone. Since its going to be cold, I might go with some black shorts and under armor under my red cape. With a bandana covering one eye, sword, shield and jesus sandles. My gf probably won't want me to go to the party in speedos, and neither do the other guys I'm sure, because their ladies would like it too much
A dumb idea I had because I always listen to sports talk radio is getting a big box and painting the tuner and dial on. Put the box around me tuned to the local fox sports affiliate and annoy everyone the whole night with sports talk and commericials that I have memorized from years of listening.